Friday, April 28, 2006

Ladies and Gents...Ladies and Gents...

Presenting Rosco!!!

THE DARKEST MAN ON EARTH!!!
Ladies...I know they say the "black'r" the berry the sweeter the juice...But this guy would probably put you in a diabetic coma!!!

I'll keep you posted

Saturday, April 08, 2006

Team Spirit

I've been on the grind for a few weeks...Not knowing night from day...There has been so many things happening in my life, that to tell them all I would have to divide it up in to five post...I don't have that type of time on my hands...So I will give you the skinny like this...

Resignation forced...
Hey! Got an opening...You want it?
Did I just spend $900 on parts for the Cam!?!
How much do I owe you for labor!?!
Why am I still here at 10:17pm...
I hope you don't find this being disrespectful, but are you a stripper?
Oh you're not...Do you have a lady? (!?!WTF!?!)
I bought some yellow and I got it wrapped up in this special CIA napkin...
Hey unc...How many wives do you want?
Babies booming...
Here comes the condom fairy...


That was the microwave edition on what is going on...I really don't have too much more to say...I'm kind of drained from staring at the computer, while feel the pressure of the MAN, who is actually a woman on back...Hopefully I can be more inspirational on another day...I'll keep you posted