Sunday, August 01, 2004
My Ride Ain't Good Enough...
Why You Wished To F@%! With Me Today Mr. Police Officer Man?
Okay usually on Saturday and Sunday I'm a spectator in the Blog Post Olympics...But this couldn't wait until Monday...Anyway, I was having a great day...I went to the house of Lord to get my "Jesus Walks" on...After getting all sanctified and filled with the Holy Spirit, I was off to work because I had a couple of appointments...Well around my break at the work house is were it all went down...After my appointment with one of the top high school cross country runners in the state and when I get through with him, in the country I was a little malnourished...So I jumped in the ride to go get me a little taste...Anyway I was traveling down Poplar Ave., just a block from were I needed to be, and guess what? I got stoppped by the State of Tennessee...I can admit, I was speeding (he said that I was 15 over, but I don't believe him)...My problem with him stoping me is there were 2 other cars going as fast as I was and he didn't even attempt to stop them...Thats when I guess it pays to drive a BMW 745i or Range Rover...Because he let those pieces of automotive machinary pass on by...But no, he wanted to stop the Camry...And he had the nerve to try to make small talk with me..."So you attend the U of M, huh?" (in my mind I was saying, Yeah and do it look like I have a spare $85 around the house to pay this damn ticket...But I betcha I know who can? That lady in that black 745i and who ever the hell that was in that Rover...I betcha if my Camry was a Lexus I would be sitting down right now, enjoying my break...But you got me all out here in the car with the engine cut off, cause gas is too high, hot, sweating like a turkey leg in Ruben Studdard's hand)...I believe I was a victim of AUTO-DISCRIMINATION...Somebody get me the phone book, so I can call Johnny...Cochran that is...I'll keep you posted
Aint This Bout A B!@%#