Wednesday, September 01, 2004

"Pimp, Pimp, Hooray!"

Usually I'm all about edifying...But its some sh!t you just don't do...And this is clearly one of those things...


Okay...Now what is the 1st thing that pop in your mind when you see these pictures? I think of "Space Age Hooker"...She look like she could have ran the "track" on Star Track or something...All I have to say is Compton's Finest!

And while we are talking about hooker look alikes...

Don't it look like his name should be Crazy Eyes Tonnie Fresh or something...And her's should be Woeisme RollDdice (it just sound like a high priced hooker's name)...What you think?

Is it me or is she a lil ashy at the knee?

I'll keep you posted

15 comments:

~g said...

HAHAHAHA! lmao...
No she didn't...and yes she does..
Now I didn't even recognize Beyonce...with that Farrah Fawcett look. I ain't hatin! Yeah, she might have been performing some "service" with that kind of ash. When I hit stardom, I will hire someone to make sure I don't roll out like that...that will be their only job..to prevent me from losing my kewl points..

Brenda said...

Straight up PIMP and his MONEY MAKER! You can take the girl out the hood but you can't take the hood out the girl. She's a white girl trapped in a sistah's body! Can't you tell that by the way she dances!The blonde hair! Not knowing she ashy!

Brenda said...

Oh, I forgot.
ZENA, WARRIOR PRINCESS, 2004-2020!
lululululululu!!!!!!!!!

Bridging The Dock said...

...and this is why people from Houston don't like Beyonce` -- this girl grew up no where near the ghetto fabulous side of Houston, but somehow (because of Hollywood?) now thinks that she qualifies... well, alright!

jirzygurl said...

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Yo I was wondering what was up with B and why Jay Z let her come our looking like that!! LMAO @ Woeisme RollDdice! and yes there is a lil crust on the knee... I'm not gonna speak on ms williams cuz she is still doing the damn thing... even if she do look like a space hooker! Did anyone see Vivica looking an old ass hot mess dancing around on stage. %0 done turnt (yes turnt) her out and made her crazy!

MiniMee said...

HA! I knew you were gonna get a hold of that one, GC! I was trippin off Serena's Conan the Barbarian boots too. But hey, I guess when you've got money like that Nike will make whatever the hell you demand, LOL.

And yes, Beyonce looks ASHY! LMAO!!!

HeavenLei/Blumoonbabe said...

Wow, I didn't realize how many people hated Serena's look across the board! I truly thought all the bad press was a result of White envy! Anyhow, I liked her look sans those things she had over the shoe, making them look like a boot. I applaud her. See my blog for the rest of my thoughs about her outfit.

As for Bey and Jay... I'm glad they have finally come out of the closet with their relationship. I normally don't talk bad about Beyonce, but she looked a hot ass mess. I'm starting to think she wears some stuff in order to not hurt her mother's feelings, because there no way in hell she could have thought that outftr was cute! My gawd, you know how when you take a look at something really bright, then look away and the image is still superimposed over the next thing you look at? That's what that ugly assed outfit does to me. I won't even take it there, regarding her hair, and YEs, she looks ashy about the knees!

G. Cornelius Harris said...

HeavenLei/Blumoonbabe...Gone and talk about Seabiscuit...You know she be dead wrong with her wonder weave...I'll keep you posted

Stephanie said...

Beyonce's hair has its own social security number...Serena likes attention and apparently, no one around her cares enough to tell her its the wrong kind of attention.

Me said...

That's just nasty.

kiesha said...

yoooo i told my roomate that jay and b looked like they had on pimp and hoe costumes...i see i'm not the only one. lmao @ ashy knees.

Anonymous said...

I agree with Heavenlei. She should totally fire her mom. That look is just wrong...she such a cutie. Chalk that up as a major fashion mistake. I wish she would let go of Jay.

TheBlackNewYorker said...

Forget the outfits . . . Let's get rid of the bad WEAVES!!!
Pretty please.

Mo said...

You see because i like the gal i was really trying to justify the outfit. I even told myself maybe it was a new trend im just not up to date with...but i'm over the denial. It was indeed a HORRIFIC outfit with a HORRIFIC hairstyle and makeup. It's time to move on from mommy stylist to Vera Wang, D&G, or some high fashion over priced designer we know she can afford...shit at this point even a simple outfit put together at Target would have been better.

Jamille said...

She should be able to get some good lotion seeing that she's making all that cash and all.