Thursday, September 23, 2004

Yo Mama Soooooooooooo...............

This morning I heard some kids ripping each other up on the bus stop...They were cracking jokes on each other mamas...It was getting so good I turned down my music just to listen (I was thinking about breaking it up but hey what da hell)...I just started to remanence on how my generation (I'm talking about 80's babies) made cracking on each other mothers into an art form...I don't know about you, but I was the bomb...Let me give you just a taste of my skills...And I'm spitting this right of the dome...Check this out...


Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

Yo mama so ugly, she's not bald, it's just her hair runnin' away from her face.

Yo mama is so fat, she's the reason they declared world hunger.

Yo mama so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Yo mama is like a hockey player she doesn't change her pad for three periods.

Yo mama is like a Big Mac, full of fat and only worth a buck.

Yo mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.

Yo mama so dumb, she tried putting M&Ms in alphabetical order.

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama so bald, her cornrolls look like stitches.

Yo mama so dumb she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mama's like a shotgun, 2 cocks and she's ready to blow.

Yo mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

Yo mama is such a freak, she strips at Chuckie Cheese for tokens.

Yo mama so fat, she woked up in sections.

Yo mama so nasty, I came over and asked what''s for dinner and she opened her legs and said "TUNA SUPRISE!"

Yo mama's hair so short she rolls it with rice.

Yo mama's so hairy, when you were born, you almost died of rug burn.

Yo mama's breath stink so bad when she burps, her teeth duck.

Yo mama is like a brick, flat on both sides and laid by Mexicans.

Yo mama is so nasty I called her on the phone and she gave me an ear infection.

Yo mama so old, she has dreams in black and white. (they us to say this about my mama all the time...)

Yo mama is so ugly, you're father brings her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

Damn I can do this all day...This goes to show you how harsh kids can be...And do you remember that one dude that would start a good "yo mama" battle then he would get mad cause you had everybody laughing at his momma (old sensitive ass)...Those were the days...I'll keep you posted

And while we are on the subjects mama...If I ever see or hear of any of you all posting pictures of you and your child looking like this...Imma...


I'm sorry if this is one of your friends or relatives...But she know better...






12 comments:

Tiffany said...

Yea. The 80's were the shyt! Man. I'm getting old, g.

Panama said...

G...you are SO wrong for hating on that picture. LMAO. I thought it looked absolutely ravishing. And where, oh where, can I get my girl one of those outfits!

jirzygurl said...

LMAO!!!! Yo I remember those days so well!
Yo momma so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone!

MiniMee said...

LMAOOOO... damn homie, as if all the jokes weren't bad enough, you had to post ol' girl's picture like that???? LOL, and I'm a mess? You know that is ultra scanless!

Jamille said...

I never heard some them before but damn...lol.
What's wrong with the picture?

kiesha said...

i still want to know where u be finding those pics LMAO

G. Cornelius Harris said...

Kiesha...It's a God given talent...I'll keep you posted

JLuv said...

You wrong man. You wrong.

G. Cornelius Harris said...

What I do JLuv?
I'll keep you posted

~g said...

Remember that post Jamille did on ugly babies...? I commented by saying there were some ugly adults too...you have only proven my point here..
(ugh..that "happy birthday" wallpaper or whatever it is in the background..dayum shame..)

Jazz said...

Ahh! The booze induced mama joke battles on the back of the band bus (second form of battle next to breakdance off),.....the good ole days....good times!

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