10 Randoms of Nothingness

#10 Usher, Jon, and Luda had to do it again...

Lovers & Friends is the sh!t...They can make slutting sound so smooth...If they renamed it though it would probably "My Name Is ____________...Would You Be My Cut Buddy?"

#9 Twin Handled His Business

HE BALLED Saturday...He had 10 tackles and 1 INT...So he ended up taking the season record...But he was 1 short of the career record....And he now leads the nation in INTs...Thats my dawg...

#8 2500 words

Why in the HELL do I have to write a freakin film critique on the City of God and it has to be 2500 words long...He will be lucky to get 250...Why do professors wait until the end of the semester to give you some foolishness like that?

#7 Pass That Pie...I Guess?

There is a special reason why this is #7...Last year was the 1st Thanksgiving without my grandmother...You could just feel it in the house...Nobody really had the holiday spirit...Somebody asked me did I want a piece of sweet potato pie...And before I was even able to say a thing, the tears just start rolling down my face...I know yall are thinkig, Damn GC its just a piece of pie! Its more than a piece of pie...It was a straight reminder of her...Every Turkey Day my grandma would make the pies...So that damn pie basically whoop my ass...I haven't eaten pie since her death...But Imma try for the 1st time in a long...Wish me luck...

#6 Back-N-DA-Day

Why my did my frat brother find a Nintendo at a Pawn? And he also found a Tecmo Bowl...And it Works! Its about to go down...



Hey do you remember blowing the cartridges all day long just to play the game for 30 minutes cause yo momma told you to turn it off when it got hot....

#5 Coloreds
Enough said already...


#4 Granny's Got A Gun


Meet Margaret Anderson. The 79-year-old Florida woman apparently had a unique senior moment today as she tried to board a Bahamas-bound plane at the Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport. Anderson, you see, somehow forgot that her carry-on bag contained a single-shot Colt derringer, which was hidden inside a carrying case designed to look like a hardcover book. After airport screeners spotted granny's unloaded gat, Anderson (pictured at right) was booked into the county lockup on a felony charge of carrying a concealed weapon. While the gun was unloaded, the Colt's case contained seven .22 caliber bullets, according to a Broward County Sheriff's Office report. Below are police evidence photos of the derringer and its carrying case. Released on $1000 bond, the septuagenarian, if convicted, faces a maximum of five years in prison and a $5000 fine.



#3 Moving On Back

I'm moving back to my old apartment complex...The 6111 is trying to charge me $100 more than what I'm willing to pay...This will be 3rd move in 2 years...I can't wait to have a permanent place like a house...

#2 Welcome Back...Welcome Back...Welcome Back!!!

From: "Shonnase Woods"
Date: Sun, 21 Nov 2004 07:03:58 -0600
To:
Subject: He made it !!!!



Bro. Sian Crouther is back stateside. This is the email he sent me earlier.

----Original Message-----

Well, this time I come to you with outstanding news. I arrived at Ft. Lewis, Washington on Nov. 16th and will be returning to Carthage, MS on the 24th of November. My unit will be honored with a parade and other ceremonies on the 24th in Philadelphia, MS. So pass the news that God is still working miracles because I'm here in one piece and still sane(smile). I have not yet determined when I will return to Memphis but it will be soon.

Also let Tau Iota Sigma know I thank each and every one of you. Even though we were thousands of miles apart and many of you I don't even know When I called you were there with open ears and ready to fulfill any request. I am truly grateful and I thank God for my brothers.

Fraternally,
Bro. Sian Crouther


My boy is back...For GOOD...He has served his time...Uncle Same leave him alone! Send Antwan!

#1 I Don't Know Why?


"Big Money Sonny" just wanted me to wish yall a Happy Turkey Day!

I'll keep you posted

Hey C Harris...I'm Your #1 Fan...

I'm going to Monroe to watch my brother play his last home game...I haven't seen him since August...So we have alot of catching up to do...I don't know if he knows it, but I am very proud of him...He has come a long way...He is getting his grown man on now...He is graduating in the Fall...He's no longer a little boy...He is a man...He is also a man that has a good chance of going on to making a little money in the NFL...I just want him to remember that I need my cut...But seriously...I love him to death...And tomorrow when I see him march out on Malone Stadium for the last time, I will feel like the proudest brother in the whole wide world...

Hey! If you don't mind, throw a few prayers up for him tomorrow...He has a chance of breaking the school interception record...All he needs is 2...

All yeah...While we are talking about INTs...Guess who is tied for 1st in the nation for interceptions...Myyyyyyyyy Nigga...

Interception Leaders

1. Chris Harris, La Monroe 6
2. Chris Royal, Marshall 6
3. Morgan Scalley, Utah 6
4. Charles Gordon, Kansas 6
5. Ko Simpson, S Carolina 6
6. Daniel Bullocks, Nebraska 5
7. Junior Rosegreen, Auburn 5
8. Johnny Faulk, Troy 5
9. Mitch Meeuwsen, Oregon St 5
10. Brandon Payne, New Mexico 5

I'll keep you posted

Naw... Not Senorita!!!

Now this is sad...

On November 10, Senorita Walker, a 33-year-old Chicago high school teacher was brought in by Chi-town Police Department and is facing felony charges for allegedly paying three teenage boys for sex and plying them with pot and booze...According to cops, Walker initially met one of the boys, aged 15, at the school where she worked, and met the two other victims, both 16, through the student...Walker, who allegedly paid the trio about $5000 for their services, was charged with three counts of criminal sexual abuse and jailed in lieu of $300,000 bail...Walker's encounters with the teenagers occurred earlier this year in her South Side home and at a hotel in nearby Rockford...Walker, the mother of a five-year-old boy, has been suspended with pay from her post as a special-education teacher at Robeson High School...



Okay when I 1st heard about this...Not to sound racist, I was not thinking a sistah...But it scattered my heart when they said the name Senorita (if that didn't give it away)...DAMN...DAMN...DAMN!!! I thought we were through doing sh!t like this after the DC Sniper...

I'll keep you posted

Who U Wit!!!

I just have a few question...

Okay I know what Lil John job is...But WTF do the East Side Boyz bring to the table? Big Sam and Lil Bo...I need yall to start laying down some verses or something...

And is "Who U Wit" still the crunkest club banger in the south...People still rocking to "Who U Wit" in the clubs like its 1997 or something....

And last but not least...

Do you think Cornel West is really Lil John daddy?
Look at him...



I'll keep you posted

Final Four Bound...We Ready...But Not Like Antwan...

Checkout my NEO...I'm so proud of him...Just make me wanna BLU-PHI!

Duane "Big Red" Erwin...Taking one to his man-hood for the team...I love basketball, but not that much...


MEMPHIS, Tenn. (AP) -- Memphis didn't let its season get off to a slow start.

The Tigers (No. 23 ESPN/USA Today, No. 24 AP) built an early lead, continued to put on the pressure and coasted to a 102-40 victory over Savannah State on Thursday night in the opening round of the Coaches vs. Cancer Classic.

"Overall, it was a pretty good effort," Memphis coach John Calipari said. "I loved the way we swung the ball and moved the ball. We rebounded offensively."

Rodney Carney scored 21 points and Memphis had six players finish in double figures. Carney was 7-of-12 from the field, including 3-of-5 from 3-point range, for the Tigers, who will play George Mason in the second round on Saturday night. The Patriots (1-0) beat Ind.-Pur.-Fort Wayne 69-51 Thursday night.

Anthony Rice scored 17 points for Memphis, while Sean Banks finished with 15 and Jeremy Hunt added 14. Freshman forward Joey Dorsey finished with 10 points and 16 rebounds, while freshman point guard Darius Washington had 10 points and eight assists.

"We're deep enough now so that if anybody doesn't bring it defensively, I'm taking them out," Calipari said. "The best friend I have is that bench."

Josh Barker led Savannah State (0-1) with 12 points, while Donald Carson added 10.

Savannah State coach Edward L. Daniels Jr. said his young team includes six freshmen "who thought they knew what this was about and really didn't." The reality that they were in for a long night hit early, and his players were drained by the end.

"I think the latter part of the game we didn't cover the floor like we should have," Daniels said. "I think our guys kind of looked up at the score and threw in the towel a little early."

Memphis steadily built the lead through the first half, leading by as many as 34 points before taking a 55-22 halftime lead.

The advantage was built around solid shooting, particularly from 3-point range, control of the boards and a defense that limited Savannah State to 29 percent shooting and 11 turnovers in the first half.

"It probably looked worse from our end," Daniels said. "I knew (Memphis) had a lot of guys that could shoot the basketball, but I didn't know all of them could shoot it that well."

The turnovers and a 28-17 advantage on the boards let Memphis get its fast break going. And to complement that, Memphis shot 7-of-13 from 3-point range.

Memphis forced 22 turnovers in the game and controlled the boards 58-36. Savannah State managed just 18 points in the second half on 21 percent shooting.

Calipari said Dorsey's rebounds were the result of learning the game and taking workouts more seriously, even pre-game shootarounds.

"Sixteen rebounds is a pretty big number for a freshman," Calipari said, "and the biggest thing was he got rebounds that we haven't (been getting), and it was good to see that."

Like always...I'll keep you posted

I Missed Yall

Hey folks! I'm back...Been really tied down with school...But I don't have long until I'm walking that stage...Because I'm back I have to hit you with some "where in the f#$* did he find that picture" type of sh!t...So here it goes...

If you want to send somebody to war...Send Antwan...He READY!

What are your 1st thoughts when you look at this picture?
I'll keep you posted

The BIG Day

Like Huey said...God will work this thang out...I'll keep you posted