Throwback Thursday...

Song: Roni (1988)
Artist: Bobby Brown
LP/CD: Don't Be Cruel-MCA (1988)

Okay where ever you at (work, house, car...it don't matter)...We are gonna sing this song like it was 88...On the count of 3...1...2...3!

The truth about Roni, she’s a sweet little girl
You could treat her nice real and hold her tight
Only tenderonis can give special love
A special kind of love that makes you feel good inside

If you believe in love and all that it can do for you
Give it a chance, girl, you’ll find romance
And if you find a tenderoni that is right for you
Make it official, give her your love

My heart (Woo) belongs to tenderoni (She’s my only love)
She’s my only love (My only heart, baby)
My heart (Yeah) belongs to tenderoni (She’s my only love)
She’s my only love

The truth about Roni, she’s always on the phone
Talkin’ to her homeboy, wishin’ they were home alone, ooh
She send you lovely letters with the smell of sweet perfume
This is what a real tenderoni likes to do to you

And if you believe in love and all that it can do for you
Give it a chance, girl, you’ll find romance
And if you find a tenderoni that is right for you
Make it official, give her your love, ooh, yeah

My heart belongs to tenderoni (She’s my only love)
She’s my only love (My only heart)
My heart belongs to tenderoni (She’s my only love)
She’s my only love

The truth about Roni, she’s a sweet ol’ girl
About the sweetest little girl in the whole wide world
She’ll make the toughest homeboy fall deep in love
Said once you had a Roni you will never give her up
She’s a special kind of girl that makes her daddy feel proud
You know the kinda girl that stands out in crowds
Found a tenderoni and the Roni is so right
I think I’m gonna love her for the rest of my life

If you believe in love and all that it can do for you
And if you find a tenderoni that is right for you
Make it official, give her your love, ooh, yeah

My heart belongs to tenderoni (She’s my only lover)
She’s my only love (My only heart)
My heart belongs to tenderoni (She’s my only love)
She’s my only love

The truth about Roni, she’s a sweet ol’ girl
About the sweetest little girl in the whole wide world
She’ll make the toughest homeboy fall deep in love
Said once you had a Roni you will never give her up
She’s a special kind of girl that makes her daddy feel proud
You know the kinda girl that stands out in crowds
Found a tenderoni and the Roni is so right
I think I’m gonna love her for the rest of my life

My heart belongs to tenderoni
She’s my only love (My only heart)
My heart belongs to tenderoni (She’s my only love)
She’s my only love

The truth about Roni, she’s a sweet ol’ girl
About the sweetest little girl in the whole wide world
She’ll make the toughest homeboy fall deep in love
Said once you had a Roni you will never give her up
She’s a special kind of girl that makes her daddy feel proud
You know the kinda girl that stands out in crowds
Found a tenderoni and the Roni is so right
I think I’m gonna love her for the rest of my life

My heart belongs to tenderoni
She’s my only love


Now that what you call a throwback!

I know I'm not blogging tomorrow...Imma be to busy playing suck up to the MAN so I can get into school for the free free...But if you can go out and see...

I know all ya'll have it on bootleg already...But support black people...And if you are reading my blog and you are not black...Do it cause of Black History Month or something...

Okay I got to see the trailer...And I was just wondering...What is that mess on Shemar head?



It look like somebody took an old rug and just started patching his head...I don't know...What do you think?

Now back to Bobby...

Black History Moment for the Day (Black History Month PBS Theme Music)

The Evolution of A Mugshot Supermodel...The Great Bobby Brown...

Singer Bobby Brown was photographed twice on November 7, 2002...After Atlanta cops charged him with possession of marijuana, speeding, and driving without a license or proof of insurance, they discovered an outstanding warrant in neighboring DeKalb County (where he was popped in April 1996 for DUI)...The oft-arrested Mr. Whitney Houston posed first at the Atlanta City Jail in a khaki shirt, and after posting bond was transported to the DeKalb County Jail for a second, more casual b'ball jersey/t-shirt photo...He posed for a third mug (in a nifty striped sweater) on January 17, 2003 after pleading guilty to the 1996 DUI and being sentenced to eight days in jail...The fourth mug shot was taken in August 2003 after Brown was picked up for alleged probation violations...The recidivist was photographed at the DeKalb County Jail in February 2004, after a judge revoked his probation...And finally, in July 2004 Brown reported to the Fulton County Jail for booking in order to avoid an arrest warrant after he got busted in December 2003 for misdemeanor battery following a fight with the missus...



When I look at him he gives me contact...Look at that nigga...

And that was another Black History Moment for the Day (Black History Month PBS Theme Music)...I'll keep you posted

Just One Of Dem Days

I haven't really been into it this week...I've been wanting to post the past fews days just been lazy...And now my tooth is hurting...I'm going to the dentist today...My jaw looking all puffy like Kanye's...But what really killed last night is that I cooked and couldn't eat it...I mean I put my foot in that chicken and couldn't do nothing with it at all...I hads it sat out looking all pretty like this...

And couldn't do nothing...Well I hope the dentist give some good news...Cause I have an interview this weekend at University of Tennessee for a GA position...I hope my jaw doesn't get any bigger...No Black History Moment for the Day (Black History Month PBS Theme Music)today...Wait a minut...I have a quickone...



Al Green...When that time of night arrives to break out the slow jams, everyone has their personal favorites...Some go for the Barry White, Otis Redding or Marvin Gaye -- but Al Green holds the all-time assist record for helping couples get together. With a voice that is both playful and urgent, Green's vocal prowess and songwriting skill has made for a career filled with classics from the all-too-honest plea of love, "Let's Stay Together," straight through to "So You're Leaving Me" and "I'm Still In Love With You." After an ex-girlfriend poured hot grits on him (causing second- and third-degree burns), Green left behind the secular, bought a church and became a reverend...Yes Hot Grits! Mary Woodson ain't no joke! She goes down in domestic violence history as the pioneer of hot food attack...She made this nigga go to Chuuuch!

And that was another Black History Moment for the Day (Black History Month PBS Theme Music)...I'll keep you posted

Round 2 of Random Nothingness...

Don't look at me like that! Okay I know I'm not the only one that watched the 129th Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show...I know ya'll are out their shaking ya'll heads...But I like it...Yes, I know it sounds lame...And ya'll don't expect this type of behavior out of me...But seeing folks spend thousands and thousands of dollars on a CAVALIER KING CHARLES SPANIEL (Sounds expensive) and treating them better than their own relatives is very humorous...Don't you think?

Even the bios are a trip...Check this out...


Ch Starfire's Wicked Mean-N-Nasty (Dog's whole street name)
Breed: Pomeranian
Sex: Dog
AKC: TR 07737301
Date of Birth: October 19, 2002
Breeder: Jose Cabrera & Fabian Arienti
Sire: Ch Pufpride Sweet Dreams (daddy or male ancestor)
Dam: Ch Starfire's Table Dancer (momma...Okay why this bitch *I'm talking about a female dog* is a stripper...Table Dancer...Come on...)
Owner: Capt Jean L Heath & W H Cosby Jr & J Cabera & F Arienti (Yes the Cosby's own dogs...I wonder who is going to get custody after Camille bank that clown for cheating on her...How do you cheat on Camille? Come on this is Camille...Look at her...Does she deserved to get cheated on...One of the sweetest ladies on this earth...Let me stop...I get real emotional about Camille...)

Naw forget that...Look at her!

It's Camille! She love you...And you will give that up for a night of lust...Niggas...

Back to the bio...

Here he is poising with his handler.



The Pomeranian is a Nordic breed which takes its name from the province of Pomerania, now located in Germany. It was bred down to its current 3 to 7 pound toy size from larger ancestors which were used for herding and for pulling sleds. Their popularity was greatly enhanced by Queen Victoria of England, who owned the first Pomeranians to be shown. Poms come in a wide variety of coat colors and patterns. These spirited, loving and loyal dogs excel in the show ring, companion events and as therapy dogs in nursing homes and hospitals.

*Doesn't that sound so...So...You know...Up the ashtray...

Hey what if they started letting some underground breeds in the Westminster...Check this out...



Ch Tron's King
Breed: Pitbull
Sex: Dog
AKC: Nigga I don't know!
Date of Birth: Sometime in 2002
Breeder: Nana & Nico
Sire: Ch Hoover Street's Bishop (Like on Juice...Anytime you name a dog Bishop you know the dog comes from a crazy blood line...)
Dam: Ch Tron's Lady (I think everybody in the hood knows one dog named Lady...)
Owner: Rashid & dem

Here is a picture of Rashid & dem...


The breed standard for the Pitbull calls for it to be compact, muscular, with a medium to large body that enable him to efficiently do what he was bred to do; whoop up on other dogs and make its owners rich. The Pitbull has a short, docked tail and comes in many colors. A Pitbull must be brought up aggressive or it becomes a failure to itself society. Many people fear this animal, and you need to. It ain't no joke. A natural monument in any hood near you, the Pitbull's can be purchased on any block for about $100-250.

So what do you think?

Hey I'm trying to find a dog myself...Could you all help me narrow it down...

A PUG...


A CHINESE SHAR-PEI...


A SIBERIAN HUSKY...


or

A GRADE "A" MUTT...


I know this have nothing to do with dogs and stuff but I thought that you all needed to know this...Well you know lately all the sex crazed teachers are in the news...

Anyway...



April nuptials set for child rapist, 43 and victim/fiance, 22

Convicted boy lover Mary Kay LeTourneau and her former sixth-grade student have set an April wedding date...The 43-year-old LeTourneau, who spent more than seven years in jail for the rape of Vili Fualaau, is scheduled to tie the knot with her now 22-year-old lover on April 16, according to a Macy's wedding registry...You think I'm playing...Here are a few of the items on their wishlist...



And if you don't like any of that stuff...Well here's the whole list...



Word on the street is that Senorita Walker is gonna be her Maid of Honor...You remember...The 33-year-old Chicago high school teacher that paid three teenage boys in liquor and weed for sex...You let some teenagers run a train on you! Sad...Sad...Sad...



I was just joking about the Maid of Honor thing...But what if that would of happened...The bachelorette party would be off the chain...Little teenage boys everywhere...*Shaking My Head*

Okay...My post getting long again...Let me quit before I get on a roll...

But I can't leave you without the Black History Moment for the Day (Black History Month PBS Theme Music)...

The National GCH Black History Month Committee has an announcement...We have just added another honorary member of the black community to our list...This makes member #3 of this selective fraternity...

John B.


Bill Clinton


And the newest member...Please give it up for Edwin Perkins!


I know ya'll like who-d-hell is this...Well sitback and listen...
Edwin Perkins introduced Kool-Aid® in 1927 while living in Hastings, Nebraska...Kool-Aid® was born in this building at 506-508 West First Street in Hastings in 1927, across from the Burlington station...You know a great historian like myself has illustration...



Perkins Products were manufactured here from September, 1922 until January, 1931...By 1931, the demand for Kool-Aid® was so strong, other items were dropped so Perkins could concentrate solely on Kool-Aid®...He moved the entire production to Chicago for more efficient distribution, to be closer to supplies and to be able to expand even further if necessary...In the "Windy-City" is were it got in the hands of blacks...And next thing you know it we all in the commercials just cheesing...

Example...Look at this nigga...


He just happy to have a glass...

If you ever want to stop a fight...Go get some Kool-Aid®...If you ever want to start a fight...Drink all the Kool-Aid®...I have seen riots start because somebody drank the rest of the Aid and had the nerve to put the pitcher back in the frig...It looked like LA in 1992...I even have pictures...See...


*Shaking Head Some More*



Thanks to Edwin Perkins we can sit around and drown ourselves in colored sugar water...This has been another Black History Moment (Black History Month PBS Theme Music)...I'll keep you posted

Okay...It's Been a Few Days So I'm Full of Random Nothingness

Nothingness #1 "What is Up With These Teachers!"


FEBRUARY 8-Meet Pamela Joan Turner...The 27-year-old Tennessee woman is the latest teacher to be arrested for allegedly carrying on a sexual relationship with a student, in this case a 13-year-old boy...Turner, a gym instructor at Centertown Elementary School, was charged with 13 counts of statutory rape and 15 counts of sexual battery for encounters with the child, which allegedly occurred at school and in the boy's home...If convicted of the numerous felonies, Turner could face decades in prison...I just want to know WHO TOLD? Cause Imma be honest at that age I wasn't gonna tell nobody...

Nothingness #2 "Whuts Wrong Is It Sounds Like You Need a Carburetor Overhaul..."


Okay Don't Big Boi look like dat that "shade tree" mechanic yo daddy know that will fix "anything" on yo car for $20 and a 12 pack of Bud Ice...He will even pull yo motor for a 24...

Nothingness #3 "Grammy Pics Critique...I just couldn't help myself..."


She is what you call Amazon...Usher this women will hurt you...


Does Al look a lil sick or something?


She is starting to look just like her momma...OLD!
I mean look at her...


Okay enough on Ms. Jackson...



What the hell was Kanye thinking...More like what the hell was JB thinking...


Ben Harper or the Black Evil Canival...


*Shaking Head*


My new Israeli Baby-Momma...Yes Steph if you can have Tom Brady...I can have Meri Ben-Ari...I still love you (Olive Juice)

While we are talking about love...

They are just so into each other...Enough about stuff that we can't laugh about...


WHY ARE YOU AT THE GRAMMYS? WHY?

Nothingness #4 "Why We Are On The Subject Hammer...And this time I ain't talking about Kelly's feet..."


Did anybody see the Lays® Super Bowl commmercial...

It is sad that I love this commercial...Check it out...

Synopsis: Three kids hit their baseball over the fence into the mean old neighbor's yard -- and everyone knows he never gives anything back that goes over there. A little girl recommends giving him some Lays chips because everyone likes those. They toss a bag over, and their ball comes sailing back a second later. Followed by one of their dogs. Followed by one dad's 1972 Impala. And finally, M.C. Hammer. Hammer, dressed in traditional Hammer-wear, then sings "Can't Touch This" and breaks out some classic dance moves. Well, the kids aren't impressed and out of all the things they have, they throw Hammer back over.

Why it works: The fall of a celebrity never gets old. Just when you thought M.C. Hammer couldn't make fun of himself anymore after appearing on "The Surreal Life," he agrees to do this ad. And only at this point in his career would Hammer agree to be tossed back over a fence instead of an Impala that is about 85 percent rusted. Actually, seeing how Hammer's career is about 95 percent rusted -- the choice was pretty easy.

Don't you think it’s funny too?

And The Last One For the Day...I had more but I saw that my post was gettin really long...

Nothingness #5 "If She Would Have Came To Your Prom..."


Would she have made it through the front door? Or do you think it is okay for her to express in that manner?



And now for you Black History Moment for the Day (Black History Month PBS Theme Music)...


In 1952 a small company called Minimodels Limited introduced a range of metal bodied model racing cars which contained a unique type of clockwork motor...The inventor of these cars was Mr. B Francis and the trade mark known as SCALEX.

By 1956 the novelty of such cars was flagging and so Francis began to seek new ways to update the product...While st witnessing a demonstration of electrically operated cars running on a track Francis instantly recognized the potential for his own products and modified his cars to take an electric motor...He also devised a rubber based track system with two parallel grooves in which metal rails carried electric current thus guiding the cars by means of a "gimbal" wheel suspended beneath them...

Francis was the great inventor of the Scalextric track...Well that invention, he revolutionized toy race cars forever...But he didn't realize the impact he had made on parent/child beat downs...


Meet Thomas J. Harris (He was one of my daddy's 1st cousins)...In Clinton, TN...December 4, 1956...His life changed forever...He was the 1st African American to be integrated into Clinton Public Schools...His mother told him something important before he left for school for his 1st day...His mother told him "what ever you do at school, don't let them white folks take your lunch money"...I don't really think that he thought his momma was serious business...Well he got to school and a few white kids ganged up on him and ganked (yes I said ganked) him for his papers...Well word got back to his momma about this...He tried to play it off like nothing happened...His mother gave him 3 times to tell her what happened at school...Well on the 3rd chance he finally broke down and told her...He would of gotten away but his mouth got him into something ground breaking...He told her "Yes some white guys took my money...But I'm okay...Why are you so worried about it...You are a house wife...It ain't like you worked for it!" (He saw this tactic used by some of his white class mates with their parents as he left the school grounds...Bad decision) She straight clicked...She grabbed the 1st thing she saw...The Scalextric track...And the rest is history...

Today it is still one of the best-known, parent recommended, weapons of beat down in the history of the beat down...In the Beat Down Hall of Fame it sits right between the ruler and the extension cord....

Thanks to Mr. B Francis and Cousin Thomas...The race car track/regulator will be forever be apart of Black History...This was another Black History Moment (Black History Month PBS Theme Music)...I'll keep you posted

All yeah Bonus...



Okay you might say I'm wrong...But I'm just being truthful...Its a few things you might not consider doing in a wheel chair...Crowd Surfing is 1!

I'm gone for real...I'll keep you posted

Out of Commission...

Sorry I haven't had time to post or comment on other blogs in the last few days...I've been focused on V-Day weekend...

Will be back to normal on Monday...On my way to Cashville this weekend...

Why does gas prices get as high as "Giraffe Nuts" (That is one of my grandpa's saying...That was the Black History Moment for the day...Cause you got to be old as hell to think of something like that...Now back to your regularly scheduled sentence) whenever I plan to take a road trip?



Could somebody please tell me...I'll keep you posted

He Started This...

And now for you Black History Moment for the Day (Black History Month PBS Theme Music)...

Elijah "Gold Mouth" Brown...A legend...He was the man that started it all...THE YO' MAMA JOKE...It came about on a hot summer day in Cotton Plant, Arkansas...He was on the porch taking a break with a few of his friends...I actually have a picture of the porch he was chilling on...

Well back to the story...He was taking a break from helping his father tend to the land...One of his friend, Lil Jimmy, came around the corner with a new pair of shoes on...His friend started bragging on his kicks...And then his friend got bold and started calling him poor because "Gold Mouth" shoes had it's own air condition (for the slow people that means that they had a few holes in them)...I really didn't understand why Lil Jimmy was calling him poor cause both of their parents were sharecroppers...Well he couldn't be embarrassed in front of his friends...He was real quick on his feet...He knew that Lil Jimmy mother had a big problem...And that was her weight...So he struck back and said...

Yo' mama so fat, she got more rolls than a bakery!

Yeah...I know...His joke was real weak! But that was the beginning...He knew that it wasn't the best joke...But he kept on practicing until he mastered his new found artform...By next summer he was pilling off "yo' mamas" left and right...He is also the author of such famous "yo' mama" jokes as;

Yo' mama's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!

Yo' mama's lips so big, she doesn't use chapstick -- she uses Mop 'n' Glo!

Yo mama's house is so dusty the roaches ride around in dune buggies.

AND

Yo mama's so dirty, plants grow off her back.

Good old "Gold Mouth"...The godfather of talking about yo' mama...This was another Black History Moment (Black History Month PBS Theme Music)...I'll keep you posted

STOP! HAMMER TIME...

*Shaking My Head*
I'm speechless...

Okay you will never guess who own these killahs...

I will give you three clues...

1) She is a Survivor
2) Her fiance name ryhmes with boy...Used in a sentence; (My fiance plays for the Cowboys.)
3) She has been known to be "Simply Deep"


What! You think I'm playing...Email me and I will send it to you(gcharris4@hotmail.com)...


And now for you Black History Moment for the Day (Black History Month PBS Theme Music)...


To keep on the trend of hair products...The JHERI CURL...It came on the scene in the year of 1981...By a chemistry student by the name of James Jenkins (picture above)...He was the childhood friend and college roomates with the great NBA legend A.C. Green (He was his first client)...And then when A.C. hit the league in 85, the Jheri took off...All the movie stars, athletes , and who ever else had a lil bit of money was wanting the slick and glistening look. At the beginning it was going great...Then it it started recieving bad feedback from the public...Like OJ (the blogger not the Juice)has mentioned before, it started messing up couches, chairs, walls, clothes, hats, sheets, bed spreads, pillows, pillow covers, and basketball carrers...Then Cali Gang bangin ass niggas started sportin the look...It was a thug movement...Starting with the great Ice Cube of NWA...It can then soon died out...But you still can find a few still floating around...You are likely to find one today in such areas as Memphis TN., and parts of Mississippi (Cleveland, Monoroe, and Jackson), and old thugs in the CPT area...But thanks to James Jenkins...We can let our Soul Glow...

And also A.C. Green who was known as the oldest virgin in the world is now getting him a piece every now and then...He got married in 2002...I ain't mad atcha A.C...


This was Black History Moment for the Day (Black History Month PBS Theme Music)...I'll keep you posted