Tuesday, February 15, 2005

Okay...It's Been a Few Days So I'm Full of Random Nothingness

Nothingness #1 "What is Up With These Teachers!"


FEBRUARY 8-Meet Pamela Joan Turner...The 27-year-old Tennessee woman is the latest teacher to be arrested for allegedly carrying on a sexual relationship with a student, in this case a 13-year-old boy...Turner, a gym instructor at Centertown Elementary School, was charged with 13 counts of statutory rape and 15 counts of sexual battery for encounters with the child, which allegedly occurred at school and in the boy's home...If convicted of the numerous felonies, Turner could face decades in prison...I just want to know WHO TOLD? Cause Imma be honest at that age I wasn't gonna tell nobody...

Nothingness #2 "Whuts Wrong Is It Sounds Like You Need a Carburetor Overhaul..."


Okay Don't Big Boi look like dat that "shade tree" mechanic yo daddy know that will fix "anything" on yo car for $20 and a 12 pack of Bud Ice...He will even pull yo motor for a 24...

Nothingness #3 "Grammy Pics Critique...I just couldn't help myself..."


She is what you call Amazon...Usher this women will hurt you...


Does Al look a lil sick or something?


She is starting to look just like her momma...OLD!
I mean look at her...


Okay enough on Ms. Jackson...



What the hell was Kanye thinking...More like what the hell was JB thinking...


Ben Harper or the Black Evil Canival...


*Shaking Head*


My new Israeli Baby-Momma...Yes Steph if you can have Tom Brady...I can have Meri Ben-Ari...I still love you (Olive Juice)

While we are talking about love...

They are just so into each other...Enough about stuff that we can't laugh about...


WHY ARE YOU AT THE GRAMMYS? WHY?

Nothingness #4 "Why We Are On The Subject Hammer...And this time I ain't talking about Kelly's feet..."


Did anybody see the Lays® Super Bowl commmercial...

It is sad that I love this commercial...Check it out...

Synopsis: Three kids hit their baseball over the fence into the mean old neighbor's yard -- and everyone knows he never gives anything back that goes over there. A little girl recommends giving him some Lays chips because everyone likes those. They toss a bag over, and their ball comes sailing back a second later. Followed by one of their dogs. Followed by one dad's 1972 Impala. And finally, M.C. Hammer. Hammer, dressed in traditional Hammer-wear, then sings "Can't Touch This" and breaks out some classic dance moves. Well, the kids aren't impressed and out of all the things they have, they throw Hammer back over.

Why it works: The fall of a celebrity never gets old. Just when you thought M.C. Hammer couldn't make fun of himself anymore after appearing on "The Surreal Life," he agrees to do this ad. And only at this point in his career would Hammer agree to be tossed back over a fence instead of an Impala that is about 85 percent rusted. Actually, seeing how Hammer's career is about 95 percent rusted -- the choice was pretty easy.

Don't you think it’s funny too?

And The Last One For the Day...I had more but I saw that my post was gettin really long...

Nothingness #5 "If She Would Have Came To Your Prom..."


Would she have made it through the front door? Or do you think it is okay for her to express in that manner?



And now for you Black History Moment for the Day (Black History Month PBS Theme Music)...


In 1952 a small company called Minimodels Limited introduced a range of metal bodied model racing cars which contained a unique type of clockwork motor...The inventor of these cars was Mr. B Francis and the trade mark known as SCALEX.

By 1956 the novelty of such cars was flagging and so Francis began to seek new ways to update the product...While st witnessing a demonstration of electrically operated cars running on a track Francis instantly recognized the potential for his own products and modified his cars to take an electric motor...He also devised a rubber based track system with two parallel grooves in which metal rails carried electric current thus guiding the cars by means of a "gimbal" wheel suspended beneath them...

Francis was the great inventor of the Scalextric track...Well that invention, he revolutionized toy race cars forever...But he didn't realize the impact he had made on parent/child beat downs...


Meet Thomas J. Harris (He was one of my daddy's 1st cousins)...In Clinton, TN...December 4, 1956...His life changed forever...He was the 1st African American to be integrated into Clinton Public Schools...His mother told him something important before he left for school for his 1st day...His mother told him "what ever you do at school, don't let them white folks take your lunch money"...I don't really think that he thought his momma was serious business...Well he got to school and a few white kids ganged up on him and ganked (yes I said ganked) him for his papers...Well word got back to his momma about this...He tried to play it off like nothing happened...His mother gave him 3 times to tell her what happened at school...Well on the 3rd chance he finally broke down and told her...He would of gotten away but his mouth got him into something ground breaking...He told her "Yes some white guys took my money...But I'm okay...Why are you so worried about it...You are a house wife...It ain't like you worked for it!" (He saw this tactic used by some of his white class mates with their parents as he left the school grounds...Bad decision) She straight clicked...She grabbed the 1st thing she saw...The Scalextric track...And the rest is history...

Today it is still one of the best-known, parent recommended, weapons of beat down in the history of the beat down...In the Beat Down Hall of Fame it sits right between the ruler and the extension cord....

Thanks to Mr. B Francis and Cousin Thomas...The race car track/regulator will be forever be apart of Black History...This was another Black History Moment (Black History Month PBS Theme Music)...I'll keep you posted

All yeah Bonus...



Okay you might say I'm wrong...But I'm just being truthful...Its a few things you might not consider doing in a wheel chair...Crowd Surfing is 1!

I'm gone for real...I'll keep you posted

16 comments:

Suezette b.k.a. Mz.Black Geisha said...

Just the laugh I needed at 5:30 in the mawnin

plotty said...

Now why in the hell is big boi smokin on a blk N mild with child in hand? lawd ham jesus...

and why does child look like the other half of outkast - Dre?

love hater said...

Janet IS starting to look a lot like her mother.

Jay-Z and Beyonce are so good together it makes me sick.

Lil Jon is so played with that damn Goblet (yes, I said goblet) LOL

I'm in love w/Kanye, I don't care what y'all say

The rest... well, you saw the pics

love hater said...

one more thang... that damn girl with the redneck dress would've have gotten a classic ghetto-style beatdown strolling through the door @ my high school. she is one brave soul i tell you

nikilovely said...

SIGH. I am trying to dislike you, but you aren't making it easy.

"WHY ARE YOU AT THE GRAMMYS? WHY?"

Made me laugh out loud.

Me said...

i dont understand why any grown woman would want to have sex with a 13 year old.

lmbo @ the grammy pics. i like your comments.

haha. i have to find that hammer commercial.

i heard that story about the girl in the prom dress awhile back. if she went to any predominately black high school with that on her butt would not make it out.

lmbo @ the black history story. that was good.

oh and thanks for stopping by my blog.

Liza Valentino said...

Chock full of information. Forget CNN.com, I'm coming to GC's spot for my morning news!!

Toya said...

LMAO@that hammer commercial...i missed that commercial, i'ma have to find it too....aint nothing wrong with him being with a amazon! *tall my self* guys are scared of the tall girls...LMAO@the wheel chair....hecky naw!

A* said...

No. 3...So why didn't Usher bring the 6some Naomi caught him humpin round with. Yo why baby look like chilly with bout 5 extra inches and some tatas?

No. 5...OH LEMMIE GET MY SHOTGUN NOW!!! Sequinned confederate flag...Oh that was at one of thoses segregated proms right?

sensational_star said...

LMAO! You are hilarious!

As far as the white girl with the prom dress, my high school had a black-white ratio of about 30:70, and she still would have gotten a beat down in the parking lot before she even made it to the door!

Now, I'm off to practice the "Hammer" dance...just to make sure I still got it!

Mo said...

you sir are going to get me fired with all the laughing i do when visiting your blog at work.

If you're going to play with little kids you shouldn't become a teacher, priest, babysitter, etc. I mean you shouldn't play with little kids period...but this is just sick when you are suppose to be a role model to them.

As for crowd surfing on a wheel chair...NO WORDS JUST LAUGHTER.

Jazz said...

Star Jones looked better fat.

The dixie prom dress would have gotten that girl beaten down at my school.

You are crazy G.

Yolie said...

And you did say I was crazy, right? LOL Dayum pots keep calling out the kettles.

Stephanie said...

yep...i ain't mad...tom brady is my fantasy man so you can have ol' girl...for right now, at least...

Nikki said...

Ben Harper must have gotten that suit from Elvis' garage sale.

Lene said...

I just want to say that I think I really love you. Unfortunately, I live in Canada, so it would never work. lol=) That girl would get into our prom, since most people up here think that the confederate flag "looks pretty", but I would bash a bottle over her head. Janet is finally catching up to Father Time and Hammer needs to stay home from now on.