Friday, May 27, 2005

Your Morning Cup...of Crazy Azz Folks...

In NC...

Meet Dorothy Densmore. The 86-year-old North Carolina woman was locked up in the Mecklenburg County jail for two days in connection with a bizarre pizza delivery incident. According to a Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police Department report, the octogenarian called 911 over 20 times in less than a half hour on Sunday. A police spokeswoman told TSG that Densmore's emergency was that a pizza place refused to deliver a single slice to her Charlotte apartment, and as if that wasn't upsetting enough, she wanted the person who answered the phone at the pizza joint arrested for calling her a "crazy old coot." Instead, it was the 5-foot, 98-pound woman who ended up posing for a mug shot after she allegedly scratched, kicked, and bit the hand of the cop who showed up at her home in response to all the calls. Densmore is charged with misusing the emergency telephone system and resisting arrest.

My neck of the woods...



Four Tennessee lawmakers, a former lawmaker and two others were indicted Thursday amid a federal bribery investigation into the business dealings of a state senator from a powerful Memphis political family, officials said. That senator, John Ford, also is charged with witness intimidation, which included telling an undercover agent that "if he caught someone trying to set him up he would shoot that person, kill them, so there would be no witnesses," the indictment says. The others charged are Sens. Kathryn Bowers and Ward Crutchfield; state Rep. Chris Newton; and former state Sen. Roscoe Dixon, who is now a top aide to the Shelby County mayor. Newton is a Republican and the others are Democrats. All are charged with taking bribes from undercover federal investigators to influence legislation concerning a bogus company set up by the FBI called E-Cycle Management Inc. The company purported to be a recycler of outdated electronic equipment.

Right now...

Since the usually the blogrial grounds are down today...I had to go to one of the janky labs on campus...Didn't mind cause I'm off work today...But there is a cat sitting next to me that looks like Peter Tosh...And if you don't know who Peter Tosh is shame on yourself...Well here's a pic...



He also smelled like Peter Tosh...Straight trees...On a state campus...Asking for trouble...I caught a contact just sittin' by this nigga...Well let me go get something to eat now cause this sh!t got me hungry like a mutha...

All yeah I'm going to go look for some music toay...I know I'm going to pick this up...


But give me some more suggestions...I'll keep you posted

16 comments:

Fran said...

LMBO!! Oh my gracious, I can't get over that old lady!!! WHAT A HORRID PHOTO!!! LOL I could just imagine how she was acting....ayayayay. *smh* Hilarious!

Suezette b.k.a. Mz.Black Geisha said...

Uhm...lmao...I mad he smelled and looked like Peter Tosh..lmao.
Ole girl said she be knuckin and buckin...lmao

NIKKI said...

Thats sad about the old lady, They said she bit a cop, but it could not have been that hard, it doe'snt look like she has any teeth! Anywho..where is her family at?

Nikki said...

LOL, that old lady was fit to kill over her damn slice!!

muffin said...

why you bullshittin, i'll act a fool for a slice too, if i was that hungry. if i smoked some green, nothing will come inbetween me and my munchies.

LMAO @ peter tosh.

Toya said...

LOL...dude you are crazy! i'm mad at that old lady...i can seriously picture her fighting the cops in my head....CTFU!...LMAO....man....dont pick up no Ike Turner...LOL....you crazy...

Artemis said...

Thanks for including something about me like we discussed(: Nice to see I have a place in your heart.

coley said...

They needed to green sheet her ass... That's PD lingo for 5150'ing her! Being that I'm a 911 Dispatcher, I would of lost it if I had to talk to her crazy ass that many times in 30 mins... I probably would have just went to the pizza place, bought the smallest one and took it to her! Then she coulda had left overs for the next time she needed a "1 slice only" fix! LMAO...

Fresh said...

LMAO@ The old woman. Granny old and thuggin! That's what I'm talking about. Must be some hell of a slice of pizza. I thought old people didn't even like it unless it had gravy splattered on it.

NeenaLove said...

since we're leaning towards REGGAE... alpha blondy sounds REALLY good right about now.

oSSyCoCoTaSo said...

that pizza mustve been the shit for her to spaz out like that. she remind me of chris rock in Im gonna get you sucka.

"can i just get one rib?"

E to the dwige said...

LMAO! Where do you find these stories. *smh*

NapKaboom said...

LoL...I heard about the pizza case on the local news this week. They didnt mention that she was 80 something years old though.

SweetB... said...

...am still laughing at Peta Tosh like the Brits say! wow...funny entry! Thanks for going through the motions!

Bridging The Dock said...

*snap, snap* to the new scrabble word of the week --- 'octogenarian'

...that word can't just be new to me, right?

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