Thursday, September 22, 2005

Your Daily Vocab

1. HOTEL - My Momma said that she ain' gon tell her friend Shaqueta nothing else, cause that HOTEL everthang she know.

2. HONOR ROLL - We was playing bidwiz on the stoop the other dayand man, I was HONORROLL.

3. PLANET - Leroy got arrested cause he got him some seed to grow weed, and he PLANET in the backyard.

4. DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a needle and said DISMAY hurt a little.

5. OMELETTE - I should punch you for what you jes said but OMELETTE it go dis time.

6. STAIRWAY - Getting high is stupid. It makes you STAIRWAY into space.

7. MOBILE - I went to buy some food, I was short on cash, and my man said gimme one MOBILE.

8. DEFENSE - I saw this dude running from the cops, but he hopped DEFENSE and got away.

9. AFRO - I got so mad at my girl, AFRO a lamp at her.

10. AFTERMATH - I don't feel like being at school today so AFTERMATH, I'm out.

11. LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.

12. DOMINEERING - My girl's birthday was yesterday, so I got her a DOMINEERING.

13. KENYA - I needed money for the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare some change.

14. DERANGE - DERANGE is where da deer and da antelope play.

15. DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points My coach say DATA boy.

16. BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is dis BEWARE I can get a job?"

17. DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION smart.

18. COATROOM - The judge said, "One more outburst, you'll be thrown out de COATROOM."

19. DECIDE - My boy fronting' like he love his girl but eribody know he got a couple of chicks on DECIDE.

20. FASCINATE - Her dress got 10 buttons, but she so big she can't FASCINATE.


Why we talking about vocab...GO GET THAT LITTLE BROTHER!

I'll keep you posted

40 comments:

The Humanity Critic said...

Great vocabulary man, that shit had me rolling. ...and yes, that "Little Brother" is my new joint!!

Amadeo said...

Ditto...quote of the year,"I love Hip Hop I just hate the niggers in it."

Toya said...

lol, man i'm mad at those sentences! i dont even know who in the world little brother is....i think i seen something on Chevonne's blog about them, but i dont listen to the radio anymore or watch BET or MTV, so i'm out the loop...like a old woman....

Dayrell said...

this is hilarious gc.

and yea, that lb is what's UP, right now. i'm lovin' it...like the "hook"...haha.

Bridging The Dock said...

---there was a shameless pic but i didn't know how to post it here --

Woman Posed as Evacuee

Lithonia, Ga., woman charged with posing as an evacuee in order to gain money from the American Red Cross remained in the Cobb County jail on a $2,500 bond Tuesday.

Police arrested 36-year-old Beretta Jo Hogg on Saturday and charged her with theft by deception. According to police, Hogg showed up at a relief shelter in Marietta with her 8-year-old son. She claimed to have lost everything in the hurricane. Hogg waited in line, filled out the paperwork, and was given $1,300 in aid.

A woman who felt sorry for Hogg took her and her son into her own home. However, the son told the woman he attended school in Stone Mountain. The woman called authorities and Hogg was arrested and taken to jail.

Jazz said...

I LOVE YOUR CRAZY BUTT. I NEEDED THAT LAUGH THIS MORNING. IT'S GOOD TO KNOW,...YOU'RE STILL RETARDED.

mytruth said...

You are crazy!

Lene said...

your vocab is soooo ridiculous. hahahahahaha.. love it.

the minstrel show is bananas too. bet needs to play their video and stop acting foolish... too intelligent? what does that say about the people running the station then?

**RPM** said...

You're trying to kill me. It's official.

muffin said...

you sooooo stoopid!!! i love it!!! hey i got one...

PAPERS -- you gotta PAPERS before you pump!

I LOVE LITTLE BROTHER!!!!!!! AHHHH!

Me said...

You are so damn silly! And LB is what's up.

Suezette b.k.a. Mz.Black Geisha said...

**sniffle**

So this is what we've come to...once a month posttttssss????

Coley said...

Hey There!!! Ummm I know I'm hella tardy but that was some funny shit! Thanks for the laugh!

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princessdominique said...

I thought I posted on this topic back in September but I guess not. How's it going?

Anonymous said...

Hey have a great day, I'll be back to see yours again too. :)

BohemianChic said...

come back we miss you! (and need more laughs) :)

Brotha Buck said...

LoL! That was comedy!

Toya said...

where are you??? taking another break uh? come back! let us know that things are ok! :-)

jirzygurl said...

#5 and #10 are my favorites... good ish!

courtneyelizabeth said...

I'll check it out...

Toya said...

i will not be in Chicago this weekend, not until thanksgiving break...i'm downstate for school, not in Chicago, but it's good to see you're alive :-)

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Tiffany said...

Where ya at G????

Hope all is well.

Basket said...

Bon jour. Le temps amer que je vois.

Chercher le temps et quelques comment terrien ici.

Blog agréable.

Je devrai revenir plus tard.

Hunt and Fish said...

Great post, I enjoyed reading it.

Adding you to favorites, Ill have to come back and read it again later.

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Me said...

Two questions:
1. Where you at? (Thought I was incognegro.. dayum! :-P)
2. Why in sam'hill am I not listed in the "My People" section?

Both of these things make me sad. :-(

Toya said...

dang dude you need to stop dropping off the face of the earth! lol, anywaysi hope all is well with you! :-) come back!

courtneyelizabeth said...

lmao @ HOTEL...lol

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e M I A 6 said...

POST NUCA!!!

VerseOne said...

Little Brother is definately hot. Nice blog. Peace.

End2Deep said...

If you guys like Little Brother, "Symbolyc One-The Art of One Mind", "Fel Sweetenberg", And "Damien Marley" will blow your mine.

Yolanda said...

The vocab's were funny as hell. Please excuse my out-of-the-loopness, but I have no idea who dude is in the image. LOL Am I getting old?

~*Tola*~ said...

Did you start a new blog and not give anyone the damn link!?!?!?!? :o<

Me said...

Um....

Toya said...

i said i wasn't going to post again, but dang negro where are you?!? i hope everything is ok...now today is december 16th and you've been gone for a LONG ASS TIME! almost 3 months...i swear, black folks, lol, anyways, take care!

Mata Hari said...

Let me second the rest of the amen corner...Dont let 2006 come and go like 2005 before we at LEAST GET AN UPDATE!