2. HONOR ROLL - We was playing bidwiz on the stoop the other dayand man, I was HONORROLL.
3. PLANET - Leroy got arrested cause he got him some seed to grow weed, and he PLANET in the backyard.
4. DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a needle and said DISMAY hurt a little.
5. OMELETTE - I should punch you for what you jes said but OMELETTE it go dis time.
6. STAIRWAY - Getting high is stupid. It makes you STAIRWAY into space.
7. MOBILE - I went to buy some food, I was short on cash, and my man said gimme one MOBILE.
8. DEFENSE - I saw this dude running from the cops, but he hopped DEFENSE and got away.
9. AFRO - I got so mad at my girl, AFRO a lamp at her.
10. AFTERMATH - I don't feel like being at school today so AFTERMATH, I'm out.
11. LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.
12. DOMINEERING - My girl's birthday was yesterday, so I got her a DOMINEERING.
13. KENYA - I needed money for the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare some change.
14. DERANGE - DERANGE is where da deer and da antelope play.
15. DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points My coach say DATA boy.
16. BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is dis BEWARE I can get a job?"
17. DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION smart.
18. COATROOM - The judge said, "One more outburst, you'll be thrown out de COATROOM."
19. DECIDE - My boy fronting' like he love his girl but eribody know he got a couple of chicks on DECIDE.
20. FASCINATE - Her dress got 10 buttons, but she so big she can't FASCINATE.
Why we talking about vocab...GO GET THAT LITTLE BROTHER!
I'll keep you posted
30 comments:
Great vocabulary man, that shit had me rolling. ...and yes, that "Little Brother" is my new joint!!
Ditto...quote of the year,"I love Hip Hop I just hate the niggers in it."
lol, man i'm mad at those sentences! i dont even know who in the world little brother is....i think i seen something on Chevonne's blog about them, but i dont listen to the radio anymore or watch BET or MTV, so i'm out the loop...like a old woman....
this is hilarious gc.
and yea, that lb is what's UP, right now. i'm lovin' it...like the "hook"...haha.
I LOVE YOUR CRAZY BUTT. I NEEDED THAT LAUGH THIS MORNING. IT'S GOOD TO KNOW,...YOU'RE STILL RETARDED.
You're trying to kill me. It's official.
you sooooo stoopid!!! i love it!!! hey i got one...
PAPERS -- you gotta PAPERS before you pump!
I LOVE LITTLE BROTHER!!!!!!! AHHHH!
**sniffle**
So this is what we've come to...once a month posttttssss????
Hey There!!! Ummm I know I'm hella tardy but that was some funny shit! Thanks for the laugh!
I thought I posted on this topic back in September but I guess not. How's it going?
Hey have a great day, I'll be back to see yours again too. :)
come back we miss you! (and need more laughs) :)
LoL! That was comedy!
where are you??? taking another break uh? come back! let us know that things are ok! :-)
#5 and #10 are my favorites... good ish!
I'll check it out...
i will not be in Chicago this weekend, not until thanksgiving break...i'm downstate for school, not in Chicago, but it's good to see you're alive :-)
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Great post, I enjoyed reading it.
Adding you to favorites, Ill have to come back and read it again later.
dang dude you need to stop dropping off the face of the earth! lol, anywaysi hope all is well with you! :-) come back!
lmao @ HOTEL...lol
POST NUCA!!!
Little Brother is definately hot. Nice blog. Peace.
The vocab's were funny as hell. Please excuse my out-of-the-loopness, but I have no idea who dude is in the image. LOL Am I getting old?
Did you start a new blog and not give anyone the damn link!?!?!?!? :o<
i said i wasn't going to post again, but dang negro where are you?!? i hope everything is ok...now today is december 16th and you've been gone for a LONG ASS TIME! almost 3 months...i swear, black folks, lol, anyways, take care!
Let me second the rest of the amen corner...Dont let 2006 come and go like 2005 before we at LEAST GET AN UPDATE!
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