Thursday, September 22, 2005

Your Daily Vocab

1. HOTEL - My Momma said that she ain' gon tell her friend Shaqueta nothing else, cause that HOTEL everthang she know.

2. HONOR ROLL - We was playing bidwiz on the stoop the other dayand man, I was HONORROLL.

3. PLANET - Leroy got arrested cause he got him some seed to grow weed, and he PLANET in the backyard.

4. DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a needle and said DISMAY hurt a little.

5. OMELETTE - I should punch you for what you jes said but OMELETTE it go dis time.

6. STAIRWAY - Getting high is stupid. It makes you STAIRWAY into space.

7. MOBILE - I went to buy some food, I was short on cash, and my man said gimme one MOBILE.

8. DEFENSE - I saw this dude running from the cops, but he hopped DEFENSE and got away.

9. AFRO - I got so mad at my girl, AFRO a lamp at her.

10. AFTERMATH - I don't feel like being at school today so AFTERMATH, I'm out.

11. LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.

12. DOMINEERING - My girl's birthday was yesterday, so I got her a DOMINEERING.

13. KENYA - I needed money for the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare some change.

14. DERANGE - DERANGE is where da deer and da antelope play.

15. DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points My coach say DATA boy.

16. BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is dis BEWARE I can get a job?"

17. DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION smart.

18. COATROOM - The judge said, "One more outburst, you'll be thrown out de COATROOM."

19. DECIDE - My boy fronting' like he love his girl but eribody know he got a couple of chicks on DECIDE.

20. FASCINATE - Her dress got 10 buttons, but she so big she can't FASCINATE.


Why we talking about vocab...GO GET THAT LITTLE BROTHER!

I'll keep you posted

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

I Couldn't Wait To Post This!

Damn I getting goose bumps just reading it...

Harris supplants Green as starting free safety
By Larry Mayer
September 14, 2005



LAKE FOREST, Ill. - Checking a bulletin board Wednesday morning at Halas Hall, Chris Harris (my twin brother) thought he was being punished when he noticed that his name had been dropped from the Bears' No. 1 special teams units.

But Harris' anxiety soon turned into joy when coach Lovie Smith informed the rookie sixth-round pick that he had supplanted veteran Mike Green as the team's starting free safety.

"I was relieved," Harris said. "I had a big smile on my face."

Green struggled in last Sunday's opener in Washington, drawing a pass interference penalty that nullified a Nathan Vasher interception and failing to tackle receiver Santana Moss on a 52-yard pass play.

But Smith said the personnel decision has more to do with giving a promising young playmaker like Harris more chances to contribute in the secondary.

"Mike Green has done a lot for us around here," Smith said. "He's been a good player for us. (But) we have a young player in Chris that we think can be a pretty good player.

"We haven't had a chance to really see him in this type of environment, so we want to see exactly what he has in game situations. Chris has got good size. He's a smart player, he's aggressive and he has good ball skills."

Harris is a smart, physical player who was a four-year starter at Louisiana-Monroe. Last season he had 96 tackles and tied for tops in the nation with seven interceptions.

After playing about 10 snaps in the second half against the Redskins, Harris is ready for his latest challenge.

"This is a huge opportunity for me, coming in as a sixth-round draft pick from a small school," said the 6-foot, 205-pounder. "I can try to put my school on the map a little bit. I know my family and all my friends are going to be excited for me when they find out."

Harris becomes the Bears' only rookie starter on defense, but the 23-year-old has displayed poise and leadership well beyond his years since his first practice as a professional.

"What impressed me early on was how quick he picked up the defense," said strong safety Mike Brown. "He was real vocal right away. Right away when he came in he was telling people where they needed to be. To see that, especially from a rookie-telling veterans where they need to be-was pretty impressive."

Harris hopes to emerge as a consistent contributor and feels that keeping his emotions in check will be his greatest challenge, especially on Sunday when he makes his first NFL start against the Detroit Lions at Soldier Field.

"I've just got to show (coaches) that I'm actually ready," Harris said. "I don't feel I'm too young. Of course mistakes come being a rookie, but I've just got to show that I'm poised and that I can get the job done and make some plays. That's what they want to see.

"The biggest thing is that I'm going to have to be calm and cool. If you get too excited you tend not to play as well. I have to stay even-keeled all the way through."

Green, who started all 16 games at strong safety in 2004 before flip-flopping positions with Brown during the offseason, didn't hide his disappoint when discussing the demotion.

"I don't think I deserved it," said the soft-spoken sixth-year pro. "I'm upset because I'm a competitor. I want to win at everything I do.

"I feel like by me not being in there, it's letting my team down, letting myself down, letting everybody down. But that's the way this game is. I know in my heart that I'll bounce back and be back out there."

Despite being dropped from the starting lineup, Green will still be asked to contribute.

"Mike will still be a valuable part of our team," Smith said. "This week his role will be geared more toward special teams. He and Chris will really kind of exchange responsibilities.

"Chris had a great game on special teams last week. Once we see a guy making plays in one (area), we'll try to get him more (playing time)."

Safety Todd Johnson, who replaced Green in the second half in Washington, will continue in the same role, subbing in for a cornerback in short yardage and other running situations.

In promoting Harris, Smith continues to show that he's willing to rely on rookies. Last season Vasher and Tommie Harris emerged on defense and this year Kyle Orton, Cedric Benson and Mark Bradley are being counted on to contribute at the offensive skill positions.

"It's important to play the best player, period," Smith said. "No more than that. Early in the year sometimes you have to work through a few things to find out exactly who the best player is, but I've never had a problem playing younger players. You would like to have your best players be veterans, but it doesn't always work out that way."

Talking about poppin' tags...I'll keep you posted

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

As Guilty As An Egg Sucking Dog Caught In The Hen House With Yoke On His Muzzle!

Has nothing to do with nothing....But one of my professors said it class in one of those WTF moments...But maybe it does have something to do with something...I am guilty of actually liking what is going on in my life...

New gig is great...

School is actually interesting...

Bills are up to date (lmao)...

Just excited with whats in front of my face...

I am also guilty of loving these cds right now...




Alot of people been sleeping on him hard...I've been pumping him up from the beginning...

I'm guilty of also downloaded "Katrina Klap" by Mos Def (see allhiphop.com)...

I am also guilty of not taking care of my blog the way I should...Haven't been paying it too much attention...Need to so alot of changing of the blog...So I think I'm gonna take sometime to do that this weekend...

But last but not least...I am guilty of loving this email...Check this out...

This table is for sale on eBay. How can you tell it is being sold by a man?
Can you solve this little riddle? First look and guess.You will find the answer below, but don't cheat!



If not, scroll down now...

continue to scroll down..

still more...

ok, this is the answer:

Look at the mirror in the picture . =)

And remember, if you're posting a picture on the world -wide web, WEAR CLOTHES when taking the picture!!!

LMAO...I'll keep you posted (for real!)

Saturday, September 03, 2005

My Vacation is Over!

Okay my vacation is over! Sickness had me down and stuff and I just needed rest before school started back...And 1 day turned into 23...My bad...But anyway...Alot of ish has occured since I've been gone...While we are on the subject of vacations...



Vacation is Over... an open letter from Michael Moore to George W. Bush

Friday, September 2nd, 2005

Dear Mr. Bush:

Any idea where all our helicopters are? It's Day 5 of Hurricane Katrina and thousands remain stranded in New Orleans and need to be airlifted. Where on earth could you have misplaced all our military choppers? Do you need help finding them? I once lost my car in a Sears parking lot. Man, was that a drag.

Also, any idea where all our national guard soldiers are? We could really use them right now for the type of thing they signed up to do like helping with national disasters. How come they weren't there to begin with?

Last Thursday I was in south Florida and sat outside while the eye of Hurricane Katrina passed over my head. It was only a Category 1 then but it was pretty nasty. Eleven people died and, as of today, there were still homes without power. That night the weatherman said this storm was on its way to New Orleans. That was Thursday! Did anybody tell you? I know you didn't want to interrupt your vacation and I know how you don't like to get bad news. Plus, you had fundraisers to go to and mothers of dead soldiers to ignore and smear. You sure showed her!

I especially like how, the day after the hurricane, instead of flying to Louisiana, you flew to San Diego to party with your business peeps. Don't let people criticize you for this -- after all, the hurricane was over and what the heck could you do, put your finger in the dike?

And don't listen to those who, in the coming days, will reveal how you specifically reduced the Army Corps of Engineers' budget for New Orleans this summer for the third year in a row. You just tell them that even if you hadn't cut the money to fix those levees, there weren't going to be any Army engineers to fix them anyway because you had a much more important construction job for them -- BUILDING DEMOCRACY IN IRAQ!

On Day 3, when you finally left your vacation home, I have to say I was moved by how you had your Air Force One pilot descend from the clouds as you flew over New Orleans so you could catch a quick look of the disaster. Hey, I know you couldn't stop and grab a bullhorn and stand on some rubble and act like a commander in chief. Been there done that.

There will be those who will try to politicize this tragedy and try to use it against you. Just have your people keep pointing that out. Respond to nothing. Even those pesky scientists who predicted this would happen because the water in the Gulf of Mexico is getting hotter and hotter making a storm like this inevitable. Ignore them and all their global warming Chicken Littles. There is nothing unusual about a hurricane that was so wide it would be like having one F-4 tornado that stretched from New York to Cleveland.

No, Mr. Bush, you just stay the course. It's not your fault that 30 percent of New Orleans lives in poverty or that tens of thousands had no transportation to get out of town. C'mon, they're black! I mean, it's not like this happened to Kennebunkport. Can you imagine leaving white people on their roofs for five days? Don't make me laugh! Race has nothing -- NOTHING -- to do with this!

You hang in there, Mr. Bush. Just try to find a few of our Army helicopters and send them there. Pretend the people of New Orleans and the Gulf Coast are near Tikrit.

Yours,

Michael Moore

MMFlint@aol.com
www.MichaelMoore.com

P.S. That annoying mother, Cindy Sheehan, is no longer at your ranch. She and dozens of other relatives of the Iraqi War dead are now driving across the country, stopping in many cities along the way. Maybe you can catch up with them before they get to DC on September 21st.

Now thats gangsta...

I'll keep you posted