Wednesday, January 04, 2006
Where Have I Been The Last Couple of Days To Miss Out On This Foolishness
Brit Jew marries dolphin
Unusual wedding: British woman marries her beloved dolphin in Eilat ceremony
Till death do us part? An unusual wedding ceremony was held in the southern resort town of Eilat on Wednesday, as Sharon Tendler, a 41-years-old Jewish millionaire from London married her beloved Cindy, a 35-years-old dolphin, Israel's leading newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth reported Thursday.
The groom, a resident of the Eilat dolphin reef, met Tendler 15 years ago, when she first visited the resort. The British rock concert producer took a liking to the dolphin and has made a habit of traveling to Eilat two or three times a year and spending time with her underwater sweetheart.
"The peace and tranquility underwater, and his love, would calm me down," the excited bride said after the wedding.
After a years-long romance, Tendler decided to embark on the highly unusual path of tying the knot with her beloved dolphin. Last week, she approached Cindy's trainer Maya Zilber with the extraordinary request.
Zilber accepted the challenge and "talked the idea over with the fellow," who apparently consented.
'I'm not a pervert' (~shaking head~)
And so on Wednesday afternoon, the thrilled bride, wearing a white dress, walked down the dock before hundreds of astounded visitors and kneeled down before her groom, who was waiting in the water.
Cindy, escorted by his fellow best-men dolphins, swam over to Tendler and she hugged him, whispered sweet nothings in his ear, and kissed him in front of the cheering crowd.
After the ceremony was sealed with some mackerels, Tendler was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.
"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride said as she chocked back tears of emotion. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she stressed.
Tendler said she and her newly wed husband will probably spend their wedding night bowling.
"But what kind of children would they have?" one of the children in the crowd asked his father.
Now could somebody tell me how many days do we have left until the Lord Almighty come parts the sky? I just don't understand? And the thing that trips me out the most is that she had the nerve to say, 'I'm not a pervert'...WTF? Out of all the hard legs in the World, you want to go bump and grind with Flipper! Moving on...
Somebody brought this to my attention...Something about the new teen sensation, Chris Brown...Now if you look at him at right light...You would be sure to think that his long lost parents are Jigga-Man and Beyonce...Just look...
And look at lil dude...
Am I right or am I right?
While we are on Beyonce this probably the funnniest picture I saw of 2005...
Now what are the first word that comes out of your mouth when you see this picture...
I'll keep you posted