Friday, March 17, 2006
A New Holiday...
Happy "Black People Keep Your Asses Out Of The Streets And Away From The Crazy Crackers Day!!"
For those of you who have forgotten, it is "St. Patrick's Day" aka another excuse for white people to drink incessantly, as if they don't drink enough already and act an ass, as if they don't do that enough either!
Throughout the day when people say stupid ish like "Happy St. Patrick's Day" remind them that you did not bother them during Kwanzaa nor during ALL 28 days of Black History Month and that you could care less that their cracker asses are Irish (or just plain white) and as a result are going to spend the entire day " getting wasted man...yeah"!
And when asked what you're doing to celebrate, tell them you're going to a Black Power Rally, that you're staying at home and shining your guns, or that you fear white people and little men dressed in green and can be found hiding under your bed!
Luck of the Irish MY ASS!
DISCLAIMER - Some of my real good friends are white and I still love them.....just NOT TODAY!
I'll keep you posted