Happy "Black People Keep Your Asses Out Of The Streets And Away From The Crazy Crackers Day!!"
For those of you who have forgotten, it is "St. Patrick's Day" aka another excuse for white people to drink incessantly, as if they don't drink enough already and act an ass, as if they don't do that enough either!
Throughout the day when people say stupid ish like "Happy St. Patrick's Day" remind them that you did not bother them during Kwanzaa nor during ALL 28 days of Black History Month and that you could care less that their cracker asses are Irish (or just plain white) and as a result are going to spend the entire day " getting wasted man...yeah"!
And when asked what you're doing to celebrate, tell them you're going to a Black Power Rally, that you're staying at home and shining your guns, or that you fear white people and little men dressed in green and can be found hiding under your bed!
Luck of the Irish MY ASS!
DISCLAIMER - Some of my real good friends are white and I still love them.....just NOT TODAY!
I'll keep you posted
14 comments:
Just my luck I show up when my pasty white ass isn't welcomed. ;)
I'm not sure they need an excuse. St. Patrick's, Mardi Gras, Spring Break, the Superbowl, Arbor Day... On what occasions aren't there white people getting drunk and acting like asses?
Hope you are well, my friend.
@ dr. c
HEY MAN!!! Where you been? Missed ya...And if anybody pasty white ass is welcomed on my blog, its yours!!! And kalisah...LOL...I'll keep you posted
In my neck of the woods, on St. Patty's Drunk Day -- they open up the bars at 5:30am so that the future contributing members of all things white can get their drunk and sexy on. A lot of people went to "Kegs and Eggs" and didn't do class. They party all day with no reprimand. I skip class and I get an e-mail. :)
You know, each year - this is the holiday I try desperately to forget.
Now that was funny
so true. my ass is jamaican, so i need no excuse to drink a bottle of guinness. hahahahaa.
i want to slap my white friends up side the head. no i will not go to darby o'flanigan's with you... then drive you home and hold your head so you dont choke on your own vomit. hahahahaha
lol...you's a damn fool
lol, love it
Excellent post, bro.
lmao you are a mess
funny as to be expected...but oh shit...
You got absentitus too?
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