Its CRUNCH Time!

You have 2 Weeks left to get your friends, pseudo-friends, significant others, the "friend" zone types (you know what I'm talking about), lovers, jump-offs, male co-workers, randoms, and family members gifts for the Chirstmas...And I am here to help you out! I mean...Some people are just tough to shop for...

Now if you know a man that doesn't like to be too far from his drank...This is the present for him!


The Beer Belly: On-Self Beverage Storeage




Abs of ale? Brew falsey? The Beer Belly is a beer bladder that fits stealthily and comfortably around your waist under your shirt, with a feeder tube to bring the brew to papa...Quality-designed and built, the polyurethane bag holds up to 80 oz. and nestles in a neoprene insulated sling that becomes a literal beer gut...Now doesn't this guy look happy while getting bent?



Now moving on...


K. Cole Condom Holder

I know...I know...These are the signs...



Cell Phone, check. Wallet, check. Condom holder? Help your significant other, lover, jumpoff stay fresh with a Kenneth Cole's Condom Holder which is a bifolding leather holder that has two pockets to keep an adequate amount of protection on him when duty calls...Offers a stylish alternative to the crumpled in his pants pocket technique.

Moving on...

Saulo Ribeiro FreeStyle Revolution World Martial Arts DVD Series




Now if you have a man that you just don't feel protected around...And ain't gonna bust a grape in a Welches back yard if some dude rush you wrong in public...This is what I suggest! 2-Time Abu Dhabi Submission Grappling World Champion Saulo Ribeiro and World Martial Arts have teamed up once again to bring you Saulo Ribeiro 2, Freestyle Revolution! This 6 DVD set stars Saulo and World Champion Xande Ribeiro to deliver the ultimate submission grappling DVD series. His first instructional series Jiu-Jitsu Revolution has already become one the most critically acclaimed Jiu-Jitsu DVD sets to hit the market in years. Freestyle Revolution continues the legacy as Saulo teaches his complete submission grappling system with all of the techniques and strategies he has used to become one of the most powerful forces in Submission Grappling history! Every position is covered from takedowns to submissions to escapes. This series is another World Martial Arts exclusive!

This might even be a great idea if you have a male friend, brother, uncle, cousin, daddy, or gramps that dates the...

Now moving on...

Now if you are wanting to give the men in your life I hint to step their game up, this gift idea is great place to start...

Paradise Pen Watch Movement Cufflinks



Time is of the essence, and now it's also an essential feature of his wardrobe...These unique watch-part cuff links are handmade from genuine antique watch works...Nothing says you can't eff with me like a great pair of links!

And for the ONE...You give him whatever he wants...Hey! It works for me! *hint*

I'll keep you posted

This is why I moved to the "Wauk"...

And this...


I love snow!!!

But the worse part about it snowing...Is that my car is in the shop! I'm a-ed out...

And yeah..."Tonya 2" is in the shop...I think that her days are numbered...And with this type of weather...Sedans are going to cut it. They aren't built for that type of war...So I think I will start looking for a new ride...A SUV...I can't really afford tricking off for my dream ride...I mean...I could, but I wouldn't be able to but any gas...Thats like having a LV wallet with no cash...And I know its going to take a few of you by surprise but, I love the 1997 Land Rover Defender 90...These things still go in the upper 5 to 6 figure range...

My fav SUV in history...You usually see old hippies or Indian Jones stunt doubles like Gus here driving them...

This is Gus...

And his wife Bella...


One day I'm going to get in trouble for this...Just going on google image and finding random pics of people...With that being said...Watch what you put on the World Wide Web...Because I might find it...And you will become a victim...

But back to the Defender...

They stop making them in the states in 97...So thats why I want the 97...And plus its the first SUV in history that ran off a V8...But I'm sure that I have bored you all to sleep...But one last piece of senseless history? Do you remember what 90s video that had 2 of these beauties as props? One hint...He likes girls...



Yes! You guessed it! One of the sickest men with a pen and pad...And also one of the sickest men in life...R. "I didn't know she was 15" Kelly...


But on that note...I'm going to get out of here and enjoy some winter weather...

I'll keep you posted

Oh...Yeah!

On SUVs...Any suggestions?

I'm gone for real this time...

I'll keep you posted