Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Its CRUNCH Time!

You have 2 Weeks left to get your friends, pseudo-friends, significant others, the "friend" zone types (you know what I'm talking about), lovers, jump-offs, male co-workers, randoms, and family members gifts for the Chirstmas...And I am here to help you out! I mean...Some people are just tough to shop for...

Now if you know a man that doesn't like to be too far from his drank...This is the present for him!


The Beer Belly: On-Self Beverage Storeage




Abs of ale? Brew falsey? The Beer Belly is a beer bladder that fits stealthily and comfortably around your waist under your shirt, with a feeder tube to bring the brew to papa...Quality-designed and built, the polyurethane bag holds up to 80 oz. and nestles in a neoprene insulated sling that becomes a literal beer gut...Now doesn't this guy look happy while getting bent?



Now moving on...


K. Cole Condom Holder

I know...I know...These are the signs...



Cell Phone, check. Wallet, check. Condom holder? Help your significant other, lover, jumpoff stay fresh with a Kenneth Cole's Condom Holder which is a bifolding leather holder that has two pockets to keep an adequate amount of protection on him when duty calls...Offers a stylish alternative to the crumpled in his pants pocket technique.

Moving on...

Saulo Ribeiro FreeStyle Revolution World Martial Arts DVD Series




Now if you have a man that you just don't feel protected around...And ain't gonna bust a grape in a Welches back yard if some dude rush you wrong in public...This is what I suggest! 2-Time Abu Dhabi Submission Grappling World Champion Saulo Ribeiro and World Martial Arts have teamed up once again to bring you Saulo Ribeiro 2, Freestyle Revolution! This 6 DVD set stars Saulo and World Champion Xande Ribeiro to deliver the ultimate submission grappling DVD series. His first instructional series Jiu-Jitsu Revolution has already become one the most critically acclaimed Jiu-Jitsu DVD sets to hit the market in years. Freestyle Revolution continues the legacy as Saulo teaches his complete submission grappling system with all of the techniques and strategies he has used to become one of the most powerful forces in Submission Grappling history! Every position is covered from takedowns to submissions to escapes. This series is another World Martial Arts exclusive!

This might even be a great idea if you have a male friend, brother, uncle, cousin, daddy, or gramps that dates the...


Now moving on...

Now if you are wanting to give the men in your life I hint to step their game up, this gift idea is great place to start...

Paradise Pen Watch Movement Cufflinks



Time is of the essence, and now it's also an essential feature of his wardrobe...These unique watch-part cuff links are handmade from genuine antique watch works...Nothing says you can't eff with me like a great pair of links!

And for the ONE...You give him whatever he wants...Hey! It works for me! *hint*

I'll keep you posted

10 comments:

Brownngirl - viavonne.wordpress.com said...

Hey, you're blogging again!

Now, the condom holder. *sigh* Ironically, I'm actually kind of surprised nobody thought of that sooner.

OHA said...

Roflmao...you are insane...but now, I know what to get you for Christmas (wink)

TheNewPlug said...

I love K. Cole but that condom holder is a mess ...

peep game ... thenewplug.blogspot.com ....

Aly Cat 121 said...

Now you KNOW them some horrible gifts. *chuckle* Now use some of ya GOOD MONEY to get folks what they really want. LOL

Lord Hannibal said...

Wow ... a condom holder. I'm old school. I put one or two in my wallet and kept going.

Waddup man. I dig your space here ... your flow. Thanks for stopping by my neck of the woods. Don't be a stranger.

LH

Nikki said...

Designer condom holders? What da hell is this world coming to?

Langston said...

Man, that was hilarious!!! I love the idea of the beer belly! And what you know about the KunfuKiller Wolf Fighting Bitch? LOL! That Boondocks is a trip! I never miss a show! That would be a good gift ladies!

Toya said...

smh@condom holders...lawd...i hope you had a very merry and happy christmas! i also hope you have a great new years! :-)

Lene said...

i finally found your blog again!!! just saying what up from up nawth... do you know its -20 C right now?

brran1 said...

Those cufflinks do actually look pretty interesting, and as far as that condom holder goes, whats the point when you have a wallet?