Tuesday, July 13, 2004

Rev. Park My Cadillac Strikes Again

I ain't got much to say to the congregation...I just wanted to drop by to tell the House of Blog "Good Morning"..Amen,Ameeeeen...And I wanted to speak a little bit on finances...Because we all know that "The Love Of Money Is The Root Of All Evil". Money...It can buy a house...But not a home...It can buy a clock...But not time...It can buy you a position...But not respect...It can buy you a bed...But not sleep...It can buy you a book...But not knowledge...It can buy you medicine...But not health...It can buy you blood...But not life...So you see money isn't everything...And it often causes pain and suffering...I tell you this because I am your friend...And as your friend I want to...Take away your pain and suffering!!So...Send me all your money...And I will suffer for you!
I take Cash, Check, Credit Cards, Money Orders, and even EBT...The doors of the church are open

3 comments:

Young Pip said...

And to think, some people actually fall for this...

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MiniMee said...

LOL... man, I don't even have words for this one. My sister and brother crack up about stuff like that all the time. :-)