Monday, July 26, 2004

SpottieOttieDopalicious Angel

"When I first met my SpottieOttieDopalicious Angel
I can remember that damn thing like yesterday
The way she moved reminded me of a Brown Stallion
horse with skates on smooth like a hot comb
on nappy ass hair
I walked up on her & was almost paralyzed
her neck was smelling sweeter
than a plate of yams with extra syrup
eyes beaming like four karats apiece just blindin' a nigga
felt like I chiefed a whole O of that Presidential
My heart was beating so damn fast
never knowing this moment would bring another
life into this world
Funny how shit come together sometimes [ya dig]
One moment you frequent the booty clubs &
the next four years you & somebody's daughter
raisin' y'all own young'n now that's a beautiful thang..."

Big Boi

This past Saturday I attended my frat brother's wedding...We have been waiting on S.R.H. to get hitched for a long time...They have been on and off dating since they were sophmores in high school (about 95ish)...The event was a trip. For one thing its just a trip when you can get all of us (fraternity bruhs) together...We just don't know how to act right collectively...Just imagine this in your head...Think about having 30-40 guys dressed in black suites (cause we coordinate were ever we go) come to your wedding and make their own V.I.P. section...We took up about 4 rows...These jokers passed Jolly Ranchers through the entire ceromony...They just love attention...We poised in more pictures than the wedding party...While we are talking about the wedding party, they were a trip too...15 bride's maids...That is too many attitudes in one room...I honestly don't think it was the bride's fault though...I think the groom just wanted to put all his line brothers in the wedding...I don't think the bruhs minded at all about the count of bride's maids...Because their philosopy is the more bride's maids, the more chances they have to hook up with somebody...They just manish like that...Anyway my mind was on something with alot more foundation...I was thinking about the One (my SpottieOttieDopalicious Angel)...Last week the Queen took some time out to spit on being ready for domestic bliss...Well I'm ready to be able to take the One and make her into the One with the fat rock and the last name...Every since that 1st day of Spring 02 semester, History 2010, I haven't been able to keep my eyes off of her...At 1st it was all about looks (What? Don't act like physical attraction isn't the 1st thing you see...Now back to what I was saying)...But her heart is what captured me...A year, 9 months, and 4 days ago it was a just a dream...But day by day, I am seeing it more as a reality...I am glad and blessed that God put us together...I can totally say, with no doubt, that she "completes" me...She fills me in were I lack and visa versa...She is everything I want in a lady...She's a Woman of GOD...She's gorgeous...She is domestic as all out doors...She like sports...And she knows how to take care of her man. Man, I can't wait till that day I can make her into Mrs. Harris...Don't get me wrong now...I'm not trying to rush things...I live my life on God's timeline. I'm just saying that I don't mind jumping that broom and having a couple of bay bay's of my own...Because like Big Boi says it "now that a beautiful thang"...Man I done told you all my business...You probably feel like you know her now...Well I have a surprise...Most of you all that read my page on a regular probably already know her...I surprised nobody hasn't figure it out yet...But she voices herself under the Streams of Consciousness...Yes...It's the one and only Stephanie...That's the One...We started out keeping it a secret but the closer and closer she got to leaving for grad school, we relized that the more and more our post were going to sound alike...So there you have it...Well let me get out of here so I can start on this paper due on Thursday, that I've been knowing about since the 1st week of July (Boy! Procrastination Rules the Nation)...I'll keep you posted


MiniMee said...

LMAO... I KNEW it! Both of y'all are from Memphis, both of y'all are celibate, both of y'all love the Lord... you can't put nothin' past the Queen.

I'm just not the one to put folks on blast like that. I figure if you want everyone to know, you'll tell them. But I knew it! I should get a prize or somethin!

Stephanie said...

(sniff, sniff) We have come out of the closet. Misty, we knew you knew all along and it was only a matter of time before our paths crossed, and you chastised us for an inner-kingdom relationship. LOL...yeah, that's my baby daddy. Olive Juice, GC.

G. Cornelius Harris said...

Olive Juice 2 S.C...I'll keep you posted

kalisah said...

Oh. My. God. This is sooo amazing!! I feel like two of my good friends have found happily ever after!!! I am sooo thrilled to finally be in on this!!!