Guess Where I Went This Weekend?

FOR ALL WE KNOW (D. Hathaway)

For all we know
We may never meet again
Before you go
Make this moment sweet again

We won't say goodnight
Until the last minute
I'll hold out my hand
And my heart will be in it

For all we know
This may only be a dream
We come and we go
Like the ripples of a stream

So love me, love me tonight
tomorrow was made for some
tomorrow may never come
for all we know

1st Lady...I can truely say that I am the luckiest guy on earth...Enough said...I'll keep you posted

Bored As Hell

Okay I know we trip on ghetto weddings, birthday parties, and even proms...But a ghetto funeral...Why? Why?



How about putting him in a casket, that's where he's going to end up. Or are they going to bury the car too? This looks more like a display in a ghetto wax museum rather than a funeral. This is a hot 'rest in peace' mess.

And I'n not finished...



This goes down as some of the most ghetto sh!t I have ever seen...



After party gonna be at da scrip joint...



At least he's not flippin burgers...

And last but not least...



I'm gonna use one of your songs against you: Nasty, put some drawls on!!!! Now everyone knows that your armpits aren't the only things you shave. And I hope you own that dress and it's not borrowed... I see you've attended the Mariah Carey school of fashion accessorization (Thats for you Steph)...

I just wanted to have a little fun today...Comments Please...Tell me what you think...I'll keep you posted

Another What Da F#$% Moment

This is some of the most off the chain sh!t I have ever experienced...Okay I was at the UC on campus when this lady was sitting in the lounge area breastfeeding this grown ass dude...This child should have been off of the titty like a 2 years ago or something...This is a grown ass man she was breastfeeding...That clown was bigger than me...Another What Da F#$% Moment...So you know I had to break you with another Top Ten right...Check this out...

TOP TEN SIGNS IT'S TIME TO STOP BREASTFEEDING
10. Child can now open your blouse by himself.
9. The kid starts burping up silicone.
8. Child has developed a bad habit of flicking his tongue.
7. The little one keeps slipping dollar bills in your belt.
6. Child demands that you express for his cafe latte.
5. Your birth control pills interfere with his acne medicine.
4. After each session, you both have a smoke.
3. Child invites his friends over for dinner.
2. You feel an uncontrollable urge to hear "Dueling Banjos."
And the number one sign..!
1. Beard abrasions on areola.


I'll keep you posted

Let the Liquor Tell It

My fraternity bruhs have put together a list of the Top Ten rejection lines used by Men and Women...They said that men and women us the same lines but for different reasons...So Imma give you a chance to look over them...I don't agree with a lot of this stuff but I was told to post it...You have to also remember that they have been dwelling in those spirits for a couple of hours prior...Boi I tell you...The type of sh!t people can form when they are a little Seduced by the Juice...This list is brought to you by Bud Lite and Hennessey...




Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women

10. I think of you as a brother. (You got a real cute friend)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (So when does your social security kick in?)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest creature I've ever laid eyes upon.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

6. I've got a boyfriend (Who's really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's).

5. I don't date men where I work. (Stalkalistic Playahs ring a bell.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)

1. Let's be friends. (I really like one of your friends.)

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Typical Men (and what they actually mean...And remember I didn't make this sh!t up...)

10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)

6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)

5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)

2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)

...and the number 1 rejection line given by men (drum roll please)

1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly.)

So what do you think?

I'll keep you posted

Redneck Barbie

Look what I found today...I thought ya'll would love this one...Especially Ruby...



I'll keep you posted

Note to The 1st Lady

"I am confident enough in my manhood to give ya a hug. Though I'd opt for one from Steph if I were you. Hang in there, my friend." (words of Dr. C)



Damn I miss my bestfriend...my soul mate...the One...My 1st Lady...Sometimes I wish I could just pull some Star Trek, Beam Me Up Scotty type of sh!t that would teleport me from Memphis to Knoxvegas like *...I miss holding here in my arms when she's not feeling well...I miss cooking her dinner...I even miss her stealing my socks and t-shirts and all my boxers and my basketball shorts...well you get the point...I'm not saying that I wish she would have never left or something...I'm just saying that I miss her like crazy...I know she has a purpose for going back to UT...I just want her to know (just in case she already didn't know) that she is very missed physically...But she hasn't missed a beat in the heart category...I know that God put us together for a purpose and I thank him everyday for it...I love you...Or in other words "Olive Juice" (thats our little secret)...And for all the rest of you people, our anniversary is coming up on the 22nd of this month...So we except gifts, cash, no checks, credit cards, money orders, EBT, and if you can't do any of that just a nice little email will do...I'll keep you posted

Just One Of Those Days

Entry: tire
Pronunciation: 'tIr
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): tired; tir·ing
Etymology: Middle English tyren, from Old English tEorian, tyrian
intransitive senses : to become weary
transitive senses
1 : to exhaust or greatly decrease the physical strength of : FATIGUE
2 : to wear out the patience of : BORE
synonyms TIRE, WEARY, FATIGUE, EXHAUST, JADE, FAG mean to make or become unable or unwilling to continue. TIRE implies a draining of one's strength or patience (the long ride tired us out). WEARY stresses tiring until one is unable to endure more of the same thing . FATIGUE suggests causing great lassitude through excessive strain or undue effort (fatigued by the day's chores). EXHAUST implies complete draining of strength by hard exertion (shoveling snow exhausted him). JADE suggests the loss of all freshness and eagerness (jaded by overindulgence). FAG implies a drooping with fatigue (shoppers all fagged out by the Christmas rush).

Had a long week end...I think I need a hug...Yes I can be sensitive at times...Sometimes you just need a hug to get you through the day...Look how happy Castro looks with just a little hug...


I don't think ya'll feel me...I'll keep you posted

Damn I Love TSG...

The Smoking Gun is the shizzznit...I have a link in my side bar go check it out sometimes...You might run into something like this...



SEPTEMBER 29--Earlier this month, the staff, faculty, and Board of Trustees at Virginia's private Alexandria Country Day School had a Mexican-themed dinner complete with some tasty margaritas. For some reason, the leftover hooch was placed in a school refrigerator. You can probably guess what's coming next. On September 10, the booze was mistaken for "limeade" by school workers and actually served at lunch to students in the third, fourth, and fifth grades. The below letter from school head Alexander Harvey was sent home with the kids. The margarita mixup came after the school ran out of milk and apparently had no negative effect of the students, who "sipped it and said that it didn't taste good." They're young, they'll learn. An embarrassed and contrite Harvey promised that booze will now be banned on campus and all faculty parties will be held off-site.

You think I'm bullsh!tttin...They even got the letter...



I'll keep you posted

It's a conspiracy, I tell you! CON....spiracy, my broth-a!

I found this pretty interesting.

Martin Luther King Jr. was photographed by Alabama cops following his February 1956 arrest during the Montgomery bus boycotts. The historic mug shot, taken when King was 27, was discovered in July 2004 by a deputy cleaning out a Montgomery County Sheriff's Department storage room. It is unclear when the notations "DEAD" and "4-4-68" were written on the picture.


CON...spiracy


I'll keep you posted