This is some of the most off the chain sh!t I have ever experienced...Okay I was at the UC on campus when this lady was sitting in the lounge area breastfeeding this grown ass dude...This child should have been off of the titty like a 2 years ago or something...This is a grown ass man she was breastfeeding...That clown was bigger than me...Another What Da F#$% Moment...So you know I had to break you with another Top Ten right...Check this out...
TOP TEN SIGNS IT'S TIME TO STOP BREASTFEEDING
10. Child can now open your blouse by himself.
9. The kid starts burping up silicone.
8. Child has developed a bad habit of flicking his tongue.
7. The little one keeps slipping dollar bills in your belt.
6. Child demands that you express for his cafe latte.
5. Your birth control pills interfere with his acne medicine.
4. After each session, you both have a smoke.
3. Child invites his friends over for dinner.
2. You feel an uncontrollable urge to hear "Dueling Banjos."
And the number one sign..!
1. Beard abrasions on areola.
I'll keep you posted
5 comments:
That's some old "milkman" from Toni Morrison's book type stuff...Hell Naw...
Ewwww...
I'm with Dayrell,...EEWWW!! TOTALLY GROSS,...NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT,...EXCEPT MAYBE PERVERTS.
lmao... nothing beats this little kid in Nordstrom that was like "mommy I'm ready to be nursed" and the mom was like okay give me a few more minutes...I damn near fell out
One would think the mouth full of teeth would be a sign for her. The first time that little sucker bit down on me it would be over and done with! For her to do it in public was the kicker! I disagree that it is abusive or sexual but at a certain point (like once the child is eating solid foods!) it is unnecessary. If he must have breast milk then she needed to express it into a bottle. People in this country have serious breast feeding "issues" and even get squeamish when it is a little baby being breast feed.
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