Friday, October 15, 2004
Another What Da F#$% Moment
This is some of the most off the chain sh!t I have ever experienced...Okay I was at the UC on campus when this lady was sitting in the lounge area breastfeeding this grown ass dude...This child should have been off of the titty like a 2 years ago or something...This is a grown ass man she was breastfeeding...That clown was bigger than me...Another What Da F#$% Moment...So you know I had to break you with another Top Ten right...Check this out...
TOP TEN SIGNS IT'S TIME TO STOP BREASTFEEDING
10. Child can now open your blouse by himself.
9. The kid starts burping up silicone.
8. Child has developed a bad habit of flicking his tongue.
7. The little one keeps slipping dollar bills in your belt.
6. Child demands that you express for his cafe latte.
5. Your birth control pills interfere with his acne medicine.
4. After each session, you both have a smoke.
3. Child invites his friends over for dinner.
2. You feel an uncontrollable urge to hear "Dueling Banjos."
And the number one sign..!
1. Beard abrasions on areola.
I'll keep you posted