Monday, October 11, 2004

Let the Liquor Tell It

My fraternity bruhs have put together a list of the Top Ten rejection lines used by Men and Women...They said that men and women us the same lines but for different reasons...So Imma give you a chance to look over them...I don't agree with a lot of this stuff but I was told to post it...You have to also remember that they have been dwelling in those spirits for a couple of hours prior...Boi I tell you...The type of sh!t people can form when they are a little Seduced by the Juice...This list is brought to you by Bud Lite and Hennessey...




Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women

10. I think of you as a brother. (You got a real cute friend)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (So when does your social security kick in?)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest creature I've ever laid eyes upon.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

6. I've got a boyfriend (Who's really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's).

5. I don't date men where I work. (Stalkalistic Playahs ring a bell.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)

1. Let's be friends. (I really like one of your friends.)

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Typical Men (and what they actually mean...And remember I didn't make this sh!t up...)

10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)

6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)

5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)

2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)

...and the number 1 rejection line given by men (drum roll please)

1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly.)

So what do you think?

I'll keep you posted

20 comments:

Jazz said...

Ouch! It's foul and funny, but so true. I have used every line but #9. Nope,...scratch that. I've used them all.

Jamille said...

Damn right. lol

K-Star said...

They're right -- that's brutally honest and exactly what most men and women mean when they are stating those "excuses".. Also -- what Fraternity are you in?

G. Cornelius Harris said...

I am a member of Phi Beta Sigma Fraternity Inc., The Devastating Delta Nu Chapter...I'll keep you posted

MiniMee said...

ROFLMAO... man, that's on point. Although I've said every last one of those lines, my reasoning behind them wasn't so complex. I think "you're ugly" or "you're broke" or "you stink" or "you're a stalker" was the basis for mine, LOL.

Mo said...

HA HA....you know what...i agree...that list couldn't be more accurate. By the way, my son's father is a Sigma.

G. Cornelius Harris said...

Well Mo he is a very blessed man...I'll keep you posted

jirzygurl said...

LMAO! the women's ones are definitely true!! so now yall know! HA!

kiesha said...

Those are just about right the only things I'd add are:
6. I've got a boyfriend = you're ugly or I actually do have a boyfriend1. Let's be friends = you're ugly

TheDamnDiva said...

10. I think of you as a brother. (You got a real cute friend).

So tru, so tru....the worst is when a nigga is trying to get at you but you're feeling his boy. Usually ends up ugly.

I'll keep YOU posted, lol....

The Brutha Code said...

Well damn.... I've heard all this shit. So you mean to tell me that when ol' girl told me she didn't like me like 'that', she was really sayin' that I'm ugly as hell?? That's cool, nahm'sayin'....

*going to cry in the corner for a few seconds*

JLuv said...

G.O.M.A.B. Lambda Eta in the house.

G. Cornelius Harris said...

No that "Low Down" Lambda Eta...Damn this is a small world...I'll keep you posted

Anonymous said...

LOL, I've used all except #s 4 & 9, but I'm sure I really was sincere(ish) at the time, lol. Stop by and visit sometime, tho..."keep me posted", lol :p.
http://minx.tblog.com

Dayrell said...

Yep, pretty on point i'd say. ;)

e M I A 6 said...

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha.

the guys p.o.v is true.

Apocalypse said...

i havent used a line in years...I just stick with.... "Nevermind" (EVERYTHING, lose the number)

**Christen** said...

hahaha I've used a few of those lines lately especially number 7 "My life is too complicated right now" and 3 "I'm concentrating on my career".... man those are the truth sad but true lol

Queen of Sorrow said...

he there i hve used a few of these lines my self , but hey go to my blog i wrote you something about what happened the other night at the skating ring

Queen of Sorrow said...

On a seroius note , all that waslisted in some serious stuff, you can write a book on it