Monday, October 11, 2004

Let the Liquor Tell It

My fraternity bruhs have put together a list of the Top Ten rejection lines used by Men and Women...They said that men and women us the same lines but for different reasons...So Imma give you a chance to look over them...I don't agree with a lot of this stuff but I was told to post it...You have to also remember that they have been dwelling in those spirits for a couple of hours prior...Boi I tell you...The type of sh!t people can form when they are a little Seduced by the Juice...This list is brought to you by Bud Lite and Hennessey...




Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women

10. I think of you as a brother. (You got a real cute friend)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (So when does your social security kick in?)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest creature I've ever laid eyes upon.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

6. I've got a boyfriend (Who's really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's).

5. I don't date men where I work. (Stalkalistic Playahs ring a bell.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)

1. Let's be friends. (I really like one of your friends.)

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Typical Men (and what they actually mean...And remember I didn't make this sh!t up...)

10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)

6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)

5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)

2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)

...and the number 1 rejection line given by men (drum roll please)

1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly.)

So what do you think?

I'll keep you posted

13 comments:

Jazz said...

Ouch! It's foul and funny, but so true. I have used every line but #9. Nope,...scratch that. I've used them all.

G. Cornelius said...

I am a member of Phi Beta Sigma Fraternity Inc., The Devastating Delta Nu Chapter...I'll keep you posted

MiniMee said...

ROFLMAO... man, that's on point. Although I've said every last one of those lines, my reasoning behind them wasn't so complex. I think "you're ugly" or "you're broke" or "you stink" or "you're a stalker" was the basis for mine, LOL.

G. Cornelius said...

Well Mo he is a very blessed man...I'll keep you posted

Liz said...

LMAO! the women's ones are definitely true!! so now yall know! HA!

The Brutha Code said...

Well damn.... I've heard all this shit. So you mean to tell me that when ol' girl told me she didn't like me like 'that', she was really sayin' that I'm ugly as hell?? That's cool, nahm'sayin'....

*going to cry in the corner for a few seconds*

mrcrazyone said...

G.O.M.A.B. Lambda Eta in the house.

G. Cornelius said...

No that "Low Down" Lambda Eta...Damn this is a small world...I'll keep you posted

Anonymous said...

LOL, I've used all except #s 4 & 9, but I'm sure I really was sincere(ish) at the time, lol. Stop by and visit sometime, tho..."keep me posted", lol :p.
http://minx.tblog.com

Dayrell said...

Yep, pretty on point i'd say. ;)

e M I A 6 said...

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha.

the guys p.o.v is true.

Apocalypse said...

i havent used a line in years...I just stick with.... "Nevermind" (EVERYTHING, lose the number)

Nina said...

hahaha I've used a few of those lines lately especially number 7 "My life is too complicated right now" and 3 "I'm concentrating on my career".... man those are the truth sad but true lol