Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Word On The Street...

Thanks for your comments about my new layout...I changed my text color...So I hope that will help it out...Well enough on that...This is what you came for...So here it goes...

67 years old! A Blessing...All I have to say is Uh I like it like that she working that back I don't know how to act...Slow motion for me, slow motion for me, slow motion for me

*Shaking My Head*



You from my home state...Why you acting like this...Fate Patterson...The 39-year-old Arkansas jogging enthusiast was arrested this week and charged with indecent exposure after cops watched him run, naked from the waist down, past their patrol car. Patterson's bust came after months of citizen complaints that some kook was taking naked late-night runs. When Patterson ignored police warnings to stop Monday night, he was corralled with the aid of one of those handy Taser devices, according to the below West Memphis Police arrest report. It is unclear why Patterson chose to run nude, though the lack of clothes surely helped his split times. (Thanks Smoking Gun)

Now A Little On Politics...

California Sen. Barbara Boxer questioned national security adviser Condoleezza Rice aggressively Tuesday at a confirmation hearing for secretary of state. When Boxer pointed out what she said were inconsistencies in Rice's statements, Rice bristled and said, "I really hope that you will refrain from impugning my integrity." Condo got Crunk! During this trial they are going to try to burn her at the stake...The excitement!



WHY?

Okay the Best Body Contest...
Jigga Man

or
Star Jones

Remember...Every Vote Counts...LOL

And Whats Going On With Me...
I'm looking for an English Bulldog Puppy...

And I ain't atlking about them janky pitbulls Ray Ray be selling on the corner of Winchester & Ridgeway on Sundays...So if you know anybody (ligit)...You know where you can find me...

Well folks I got to go...Got work to do...But before I go I would like to ask you all to checkout my brother (Chris "Big Game" Harris) on Saturday...He is playing in the 59th Annual Hula Bowl Maui All-American Game 7PM EST/ 2PM HST...





你的男孩的叫喊 Translation: Holla At Ya Boi!



On that note...I'll keep you posted

15 comments:

Suezette b.k.a. Mz.Black Geisha said...

1. Uhm...that baby looks as old as she is...LMAO...oops *hiding grin* I'm not suppose to be laughing at that, but I can't control it...LMAO...do you know how wrinkled a 67 year old coochie is...he musta slow motioned in there real good
2. We all take half naked jogs...don't we???
3. Condi knew that there were people ready to burn her @$$ at the stake like the little miserly witch that she is...did I say that...
4. Star gets my vote...dang she got dunks in her trunk..*Running around singing...Gotta a lot of booty*
5. Bulldogs look like they need a hug...ole angry mofos...you know the the new trend is for men to walk around with lil toy breed dogs...why don'tchu get yourself a nice little shyt-sue....*wink*
6.Thank you for my morning laugh

Apocalypse said...

viagra is going to help the world population in ways we have yet to see..

you cant joggn nude in Arkansas?

Condi is hot....blazin!

Star workin with what she got...I like that.

love hater said...

yeah, they to' condi up during that cross-examination. i was embarrassed for her.

ewww @ the old lady getting down like juvenile's lyrics. granny been strokin'...

and that pic of Jigga and dem was horrid (except Denzel is ALWAYS fine-was Jay-Z using his flip-flops as a pointing device?) and who told star jones to wear that white bathing suit? note to star: white adds pounds, black slims

A* said...

Oh lawd! JUST SAY NO GRANDMA'S HAVIN KIDS...Poor child!

And forget Jay Z...Not like that fool don't have enough loot for one of those hell bent trainers like dude that trained P-Tiddy for the marathon...BUT WHATS THE DEAL WITH BEYONCES WIG?!!!!!!! Braids for the beach chick!

And last if you can afford to buy a leather or even pleather case for ya celly it's a gatdamn shame you too retarded to get an earpiece.

You always got jokes!!! Keep me posted!

Shana said...

LMAO. . . I thought Too Short was kiddin when he said he saw "a grandmama do it with a baby in her arms" . . .lol . .. who would of thought it was HER baby.

Naked jogging. . . that's an interesting concept. I can just imagine everything bouncing and jiggling around. . .lol.

Condi is bout it bout it ain't she. She let the thug loose on those people questioning her.

I couldn't see the pic of Jigga but Star Jones is WRONG for that.

I'm not crazy about Bulldogs. . . but I do like dogs especially pugs.

And that cell phone holder/earpiece is crazy. Wow we're some creative people aren't we. . .lol

Sunnchine said...

ROFL @ "Slow motion for me" lol!

Now, about that American Idol premiere - I won't even go into the non-singing, no-talent having people who audition and embarass themselves on national television. My beef is with Randy. Is it just me, or does he seem to try REAL hard and put in all this EXTRA effort to be "black". "Yo dog, let's keep it real here. Man, dog, I'm saying G. That was tight, yo.".......MAN PUH-LEEEEASE! Shut TF up!

And Star, I can usually get down with her a lil bit. She holds it down on the View. BUT, she's a hot mess for that swimsuit. She beats Jay-Z hands down.

Mark said...

You gotta wonder where Naked Jogger Man was zapped with the Tazer.

Phin Samuels said...

I got to vote for Jigga. I am wondering who the girl is with him. Star Jones should never ever ever wear a bathing suit again. We should start an initiative.

Toya said...

LMAOOOO@phin...thats Beyonce without makeup and her weave! lmaooooooo....i was wondering if anyone noticed that that was her....and that grandma that had the baby, i think she the egg and sperm donated to her, and they implanted it in her...i seen that in my school newspaper today...she was actually gonna have triplets but lost one, then she was gonna have twins instead but one baby was born stillborn...thats some crazy stuff.....how she gonna hang when the baby becomes a teenager? she cant even hold the baby if her arthritis starts to bother her or something...star jones looks a mess though....congrats to ya brother! :-) and ewwwwwwww@that man running naked...thats just NASTY!

E to the dwige said...

lol! the 67 year old romanian woman looks exactly like her baby..Coincidence?

Zantiferous3 said...

Okay... 67 - that's crazy... well then maybe I do have time... LOL...

Okay, I wasn't going to comment until I saw Rubberband Man with the celluar phone. *smh* I am soooo disgusted at that picture. Yet another reason... LOL

Dayrell said...

67. AND had a baby. Dang, she need a medal for that.

Star is brave. YOU GO GIRL!!

kalisah said...

Star Jones (along with Paris, Britney and the Simpson sisters) needs to GO AWAY!!

I have a friend who breeds bulldogs, but I don't know if their English. I'll ask her tomorrow.
kh.

Sivad said...

you are freakin crackin me up!!! gotta vote for star. and they were jokin on the radio that the baby looked old as the mama, and dayum they were right!

oh, and you know i gotta steal that pic of jay-z and beyonce as a follow up. that's wayyyyyy better than the one i posted before :)

Bridging The Dock said...

aaaaaand on that note, i'm adding you to my list - you are more thowed off than a lil' bit!