Friday, January 14, 2005

We Be Clubbin'


Yaeeyaae uh huh uh huh brrr
We be clubbin'
Heyy hey heyy heyy look here look here first of all I wanna welcome
all y'all broke ass entreponiggas to the Player's Club. Yaeeyaae

We be clubbin'
everybody likes when the girl
shakes something
Nigga don't pull nothing (That's right)
We ain't dumping
We just bumpin' and bangin'
like it ain't nothing wrong
Get ya club on
(Ice Cube We Be Clubbin')


Meet the ladies of Cabaret Internationale. The six exotic dancers (b/k/a scrippers) pictured below were busted on Jan. the 11th as part of an undercover operation run by the Seminole County Sheriff's Office. According to investigators, they were blatantly violating a local ordinance forbidding strippers from dancing within three feet of patrons. Of course, when agents showed up at the Casselberry, Florida club early Saturday morning, the 36-inch rule was being gloriously ignored. As recounted in these incident reports, agents saw two performers touching, kissing, and spanking each other's buttocks. One cop reported that during a $12 lap dance, one performer's rear came in contact with his thigh. Another officer claimed that dancer Kelly Jennings (a/k/a Foxy) "broke the plane" between his knees. Lena Johnson was charged when an undercover cop spotted her placing her hands on a patron's thighs, which she allegedly followed up by leaning into the man's crotch. For doing their jobs, the sextet was booked into the John E. Polk Correctional Facility, where they were released after posting bond. For those keeping score at home, the arrestees were (clockwise from upper left): Jessica Graham, 27; Ashley Day, 19; Jennings, 24; Heather Levine, 27; Johnson, 19; and Tamica Smith, 22.



I didn't know that states had laws like this in play on scrippers...You learn something new everyday...Well anyway...

Hey! Do you remember back in them old Cube days...All black on...Rocking the jheri curl...NWA for Life!



He started out pumping Tech 9s...Now he pumping out family films...

I ain't mad atcha...Make that money

But I got a ThRoW BaCk picture for your kont (hey I'm trying to stop cussing)...

Check out the shag and the gold rope...O'Shea Jackson...I'll keep you posted

17 comments:

Suezette b.k.a. Mz.Black Geisha said...

I love me some Ice Cube...O'Shay has come a long way hasn't he...he'll always be my lil Craigy...

Dawg Florida is strict on there strippers ain't they. There are cities where you can't strip within the limits (i.e. Gainesville).

I'm loving the new set up!

NapKaboom said...

Those cops were probably glad for that assignment...

I do like the setup though. The only annoying thing is when we scroll down and your words hit the darker floor of the room. But I'll get over it. :-) No biggie.

Erin said...

I dig the background of your blog. That's hot. Only thing is the gray font might be too light...makes it a little difficult to read.

I got that high school pic of Cube, too. I was cracking up when I saw it!

Damn those scrippers for doing their jobs! What were they thinking?? And btw, how are you going to arrest someone AFTER you get a lap dance? That's so trifling, lol.

PRINCE CHARMING said...

I like what you've done with the place bruh lol.

I had no idea that some places actually had laws that restricted the amount of involvement a stripper can have with a customer...who knew? And u dead wrong for bringing that Cube pic out, but it's still funny.

~g said...

NICE! Me, my son, and my husband call each other Craig...I guess we watched too much Friday..
I have to say his scary-curl in that pic takes a nucca back. Thank GOD I never had one!!! The very idea of me during my high-school years with a jheri curl...messing up the pink people's pillowcases when I was spending the night...NEVA!

JLuv said...

Dayum that is messed up. If the law was like that in Memphis the ladies from the Pure Passion would be in jain and the ladies from Ebony Lace would be in hell.

Phin Samuels said...

Ice Cube has become Frozen Yogurt....just messin. I think he has just grown up.

yoni cohen :: http://yocohoops.com said...

Harris-

Came across your blog today. Great stuff. Like the design and the photos.

Noticed you are a basketball fan. Hoping you could kindly add a blogroll link to my College Basketball Blog, http://collegeball.blogspot.com. I'd greatly appreciate a permanent link on your site.

And would gladly return the favor, adding a link from my site to yours.

Thanks!

Yoni Cohen, College Basketball Blog
http://collegeball.blogspot.com

e M I A 6 said...

ya i like the image in the background. but it is a lil hard to read when you scroll down. the "fixed" background property has to be used sparingly, sometimes its kinda tricky.

Young Pip said...

I like the new design; its very simple, forcing you to concentrate on content, and the background picture is good, although it makes some of the text difficult to read.

I heard Cube giving an interview on NPR last week, a thought that once upon a time would be as absurd as Cube making family movies. There's a blog post somewhere in there.

Dayrell said...

I'm feeling the page G. Nice back drops.

Oh and I see Cube has come a long way. Family films...mmmm...well I guess he's just looking for that Bill Gates money now...and I ain't madd at 'em either...'cause like Xzibit said..."Why rap when I can make 20 million a film". So I guess that quote right there about sums it up for me, as far as Cube's change in character these days.

And ewww kissing?! I thought sk-ippers weren't suppose to kiss? Interesting?

Jazz said...

F*CK NWA....HE LOOKED LIKE THE LONG LOST MEMBER OF READY FOR THE WORLD ON THAT HIGH SCHOOL PICTURE.


PS. MISSED YA G

Cymple said...

Interesting change you've made here. I've made some changes myself. You can now find me at http://CymplyUnique.blogspot.com Just a minor relocation, please update your link on your blog. =)

MiniMee said...

ROFL @ Jazz' comment! Ready For the World? LMAO!

I like the background GC. Makes me wanna go home and go to sleep though. Don't know if that was the effect you were aiming for, LOL.

Sivad said...

hey, i like the new background. that's funny about the strippers. so basically, they're supposed to stay on the stage there huh? ah well, pimpin ain't easy. lol
and no you didn't pull out the old Cube pics. he still looked good though, even with the juicy juice. LOL

Toya said...

lol, those girls look a mess...i'm glad ice cube cut that jheri curl off...i aint mad at him for making family films...he's one of probably the only rappers you dont really hear about in the news with some negative going on with him...

Yolie said...

G, I like the new look. I do agree about the difficulty of reading the gray fonts though. That graphic is a hit.