Thursday, July 20, 2006

No More Strawberrys Before Bed


Interpret...Okay...I was walking down the street...I think I was in the Bronx's...I want to say Sedgwick Ave...But anyway...I heard the famous "Amen Break"...A chill ran through my body and it was Kool Herc right behind me blazing it up on the 1's and 2's...Then people start coming out of the wood works...And next thing you know it, we were having a block party! Next thing that happened was Lenny Len and Crazy Legs came through breakingitoff...The enregy was so live that this girl out of the blue joined in...She looked like Cynthia Davis...The actress...You probably remember her as Brenda from Cooley High...But anyway...Herc dropped her some Mercedes Ladies and it was over! She started breaking out in this routine that brought tears to Len and Crazy's eyes...Then she pointed to ME...I was like "What?"...Suddenly a shooting star started traveling towards the area we were all standing...It hit me square on...When I got up from the ground...I took a quick look at myself in shock...The shooting star provided me with an Adidas suit...Matching kicks (of course with the fat laces)...And last but not least a pair of Cazals...My legs start moving out of control...THEN I WOKE UP!

Could somebody help me please...I'll keep you posted

9 comments:

Luke Cage said...

Daaag man. I'm the one who needs help. What're you trying to do attempting to take a brotha back to the ol' skool, knowing damn well how stankaliciously bad today's so-called hip hop is. On life support as I like to call it. Humanity and I were just vybing about this just the other day in his post. I would refer you there for essential hip hop reading my friend. Great post!

jameil1922 said...

oh that was hilarious! too bad i can't interpret. my fave: the title and accompanying pic! why wasn't i invited to the block party???? hater.

princessdominique said...

Ummm, are you from the Bronx? What do you know about Sedgwick to be dreaming about it? lol I mean, I'm just saying...

G. Cornelius Harris said...

@ princessdominique

I've been in the Bronx enough times to know Sedgwick Ave...I don't know? It had that look to it...Kinda crazy...I told this story to my brother and he ask me what have I been smoking? I'll keep you posted

Nikki said...

Maybe you're about to take some type of risk in your life. You took a risk to dance in your dream and it paid off. A possible risk could be in your future.

4EverJennayNay said...

dang homie.

dont even know where to begin with that one so i won't touch it.

strawberries make you dream crazy stuff? well they make me itch so how bout we both stay away

Amadeo said...

If that's the dream you roll over and try to go back to sleep to see if it will continue...or watch Beat Street while eating strawberries than go to sleep.

Jazz said...

ok, if i had dreams like that, i would never want to wake up. you say it was strawberries, huh? maybe i should get some and denzel...here i come. (smile)

Yolanda said...

WTH? I'ma need you to stop toking on the pipe. ROTFLMAO