You know, if you and your spouse are having problems, you may want to try to talk them out with her. Tying her to the bed and making her sign a contract about when she shaves her legs and how quickly she'll be naked after the kids are in bed probably won't be as helpful as you think. Take for example Travis Frey, 33, of Council Bluffs, Iowa is accused of kidnapping his own wife, and prosecutors allege he devised a marriage contract to establish what his wife was to do, and when she was to do it. On the plus side, Frey also offered to give his wife chances to win "good behavior days." According to court records, Frey's wife turned over to police an alleged "marriage contract," which was entitled him to "Contract of Wifely Expectations." The "good behavior days" -- or GBDs -- would be earned by complying with certain demands, such as hygiene and self-care: for example - "You will shave every third day," and "You will be naked within 20 minutes of the kids being in bed." The document spells out how many points can be earned by performing certain sex acts. Thanks to TSG I got the contract. YES, a copy of the actual contract document that Travis Frey allegedly tried to force his wife to sign . . . and it's even worse than originally described! It also describes the areas of her body she is supposed to shave (including the size of the area around the pubic area) the type of underwear and she's she is supposed to buy and wear, as well as what she is and isn't supposed to do while her loving husband is present. Each section even includes a space for her to initial. On her birthday, the lucky Mrs. Frey gets to select a sex toy for herself that will be considered his present to her.
So who is to blame? The wife or the husband? Just some healthy conversation...
And did anybody watch the All Star Game yesterday?
I know a few of you all gonna call me a hater...But did you see ya boy J Legend? Who told that negro to put his bird on display? Look at this foolishness...
Okay if there was a smallest cat in a wife-better on national television award, who would win?
A) J Legend
B) Ja Rule
C) Bow Whizzi
ROFLMAO!!! Weel gotta do some work...I'll keep you posted
