Friday, February 03, 2006

Can't Wait Til Halftime!

Really haven't been feeling it all week...I think I had a serious case of anal glaucoma...Some of you all ask me...What the hezzie is anal glaucoma? Well I didn't see my ass doing too much of nothing this week...At work...At school...On blog...Just didn't see too much happening...But then I felt like I owed you all a little something to go into the weekend with...So here I am just-a rambling...

Story of the Week...
Colombian smugglers implanted heroin packets in pure-bred pups...

Now that was just DUMB! Very crafty though...Almost as crafty as my man Jonathan Wilson...

Well my 350 pound homeboy stored his concaine in his fat roles...YES..He put it in a cigar tube, and stored the tube in his fat role...LMAO!!!!

Aretha looks good!

This is the best she has looked in a while!!! She got her wig on right...She been on that Kanye workout plan...She doing it...But good pic...But my all time favorite AF pic is...drum role please...



Homeboy got too close when they were tyaking the picture...I tried to warn him! But hey check this out...What if Steve and Aretha pull a Justin and Janet during halftime?

ROFLAMO!!!

Moving On...

Check this out...I had an "Only in Memphis Moment" yesterday...I was going home from work...And you know at signal lights people are always posted up trying to sale stuff...And some people leave signs with phone numbers and all other stuff on them...Well there was a sign that stuck out in a sea of signs at the light yesterday...It said in bright red letters...

STUN GUNS
FOR
SALE
(901) ***-****

YES!!!




I'm not playing! I'll take a picture of it next week, just to prove it! LOL...Well I'm out of here...Just something to think about...Just words to live by...You can only launch BIG SHIPS in deep water...Take anyway you want to...And I'll keep you posted

9 comments:

Toya said...

WTF?@them implanting that int he dogs!! where at?

LMAO!!@that Aretha Franklin pic!

me and my brother was wondering the same thing, if someone pulled a stunt. I was watching "Pardon the Interuption" and they was talking about the Half time show and how the Rolling Stones are going to do it and about what it they pulled something like Janet and Justin.

I'm mad you buying a stun gun...

Suezette b.k.a. Mz.Black Geisha said...

LMMFAO...ANAL GLAUCOMA...JEEZ EM

Ri said...

You are brave.. I would have been afraid of people misinterpreting the term "anal glaucoma" . Thanks for stopping by my site.. I will look at yours again later today.

Georgiapeach said...

Poor puppies.. But wait, how did they figure it out?

brooklyn babe said...

That totally sucks what they did too those po' pups!
*dang*

Lene said...

for a sec, i thought anal glaucoma was a real thing...smh

princessdominique said...

Come by and claim your nomination...

G. Cornelius Harris said...

@ Georgiapeach

Cargo gets checked too...

JaG said...

Those puppies look too cute!