Tuesday, June 15, 2004

Things That Make You Go "Hmmm"

Just a few questions to keep the wheels turning...If you have any answers to these questions, please enlighten me...

After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
What do chickens think we taste like?
Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop?
Can you get cavities in your dentures if you use too much artificial sweetener?
Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
What do you call a male ladybug?
Day light savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
Do blind dogs have seeing-eye humans?
Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?
What happens if you take No-Doze and wash it down with Nyquil?
Do fish get thirsty?
What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
Do vampires get AIDS?
What kind of fruit is in Juicy Fruit gum?
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?
How do they get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?
How does a person with a lisp pronounce that word? (Lets ask Quincy Carter)
Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Why are violets blue and not violet?
Why do people always remember where they were when someone famous was killed? Do they feel perhaps they'll need an alibi?
Why do hot dogs come ten to a package and hot dog buns only eight?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green, and a lemon called a yellow?
If Fred Flintstone knew that the large order of ribs would tip his car over, why did he order them at the end of every show?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
Why do we put shirts in a suitcase, and put suits in a garment bag?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on "Start"?
Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft?

And the Last One (Drum Roll Please)
Is this bullshit or fertilizer?

I'll keep you posted

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