WTF MOMENT OF THE WEEK...

This ish goes down in history...

Look at this kid...


Now what if this kid was in the middle of say a clothing store singing these lyrics...

Got the body of a goddess
Got eyes butter pecan brown I see you girl
Droppin Low
She Comin Down from the ceiling
To tha floo
Yea She Know what she doin
Yea yea yea
She doin that right thang
Yea yea yea yea ea
I Need to get her over to my crib and do that night thang
Cause I'm N Luv wit a stripper

[Chorus]

She poppin she rollin she rollin
She climbin that pole and
I'm N Luv with a stripper
She trippin she playin she playin
I'm not goin nowhere girl I'm stayin
I'm N Luv with a stripper


YES IT HAPPENED! AND BOTH OF HIS PARENTS WERE BESIDE HIM AND THEY SAID NOTHING! Now don't get me wrong the ish was funny...But on the other end it was sad...I didn't know to laugh or to slap his folks...What do you think?

I'll keep you posted

Jesse...As in Jackson

81 pts
2 ast
6 reb
3 stls

Kobe trying to play back into the hearts of women of color everywhere...You need to do more than that!



While we talking about foolishness...Why its always some drama lined up with American Idol contestants coming out of Memphis?



After wowing "American Idol" judges during Tuesday night's premiere episode, Terrell Brittenum was told he'd be "going to Hollywood"--once he gets out of a Tennessee jail, of course. The 28-year-old wannabe star has been sitting in the Shelby County jail since January 10, when he was arrested on a Georgia warrant charging him and his twin brother Derrell with forgery, theft by deception, and financial identity fraud. Derrell Brittenum, who performed on "Idol" with his brother, also advanced to the show's next round (the duo was widely hailed as the standouts of the Fox program's first two 2006 episodes, the performances from which were taped in Chicago four months ago). Derrell Brittenum was arrested in Memphis in late October when, during a routine traffic stop, cops discovered that his car was reported stolen and that he was wanted in Georgia. Terrell, named in the same Georgia arrest warrant, was arrested three days later. The Brittenums allegedly used another person's financial information when purchasing the vehicle, a 2005 Dodge Magnum, in Rockdale County, Georgia. Both men bonded out of jail following their Tennessee arrests last year, but when they refused to be extradited to Georgia to face the felony raps, they were named in new arrest warrants. Terrell was nabbed on that warrant last week, while Derrell is still at large. TSG


And about those pictures from Chicago...Well G C messed up and delete all of them, except 3 (dodging tomatos)...So here are the 3...



Game festivities...BACARDI - 151! Drank of Champions!


Big sister and me...




And Big Sister and twin brother (He has a fake smile on his face cause we LOST!)

The WTF moment of the Chi-city weekend!

Well after the game we, my brother and I, went back to the hotel...Well we run into Jesse...Jackson that is...Well Jesse...And yes, we are on first name basis now...You will see why when I get through with the moment...Back to the story...Well Jesse asked us "what was poppin'" tonite...?WTF? Number 1, who told you that you can use the word poppin'? Number 2, isn't that how you got the last illegitimate child?

Well hopefully I gave you all something to talk about for a minute...I'll keep you posted

What Do You Think?

Im thinking about copping one of these...Sony VAIO® FJ180P/G Notebook...What do you think?

And I haven't forgot about your Chicago weekend update...I can't find my camera at this time...I think its in one of my bags??? And also its been busy since I've been back...Plus classes started back this week...Well I'll keep you posted

Stay Tuned Next Week

Hey! I meant to tell you this a couple of days ago, but I'm in Chicago enjoying myself on my brothers expense...I will give you an update next week! I'll keep you posted

History Lesson...

I SAW THE LIGHT...


Phi Beta Sigma Fraternity, Inc. was founded at Howard University in Washington, DC January 9th, 1914 by three young African American male students. The founders, Most Honorable Founder A. Langston Taylor, Most Honorable Founder Leonard F. Morse, and Most Honorable Founder Charles I. Brown wanted to organize a Greek-letter fraternity that would truly exemplify the high ideals of Brotherhood, Scholarship, and service. The founders deeply wished to create an organization that viewed itself as "a part of" the general community. They believed that each potential member should be judged on his own merits rather than his family background or affluence, without regard of race, nationality, color, skin tone or texture of hair. They wished and wanted their fraternity to exist as a part of an even greater brotherhood-sisterhood which would be devoted to the "inclusive we" rather than the "exclusive we."

From its inception, the founders also conceived Phi Beta Sigma as a mechanism to deliver services to the general community. Rather than gaining skills to be utilized exclusively for themselves and their immediate families, the founders of Phi Beta Sigma held the deep conviction that they should return their newly acquired skills to the communities from which they had come. This deep conviction was mirrored in the fraternity motto, "Culture For Service and Service For Humanity." Today, 92 years later, Phi Beta Sigma has blossomed into an international organization of leaders. No longer a single entity, the fraternity has now established the Phi Beta Sigma Educational Foundation, Inc. and the Phi Beta Sigma Federal Credit Union (to build financial equity within our target communities). With the force, vigor, power and energy of its more than 150,000 dedicated men united in more than 900 chapters across the United States, Africa, Europe, Asia and the Caribbean, Phi Beta Sigma continues to faithfully perpetuate composite growth and progress as the "people's fraternity" dedicated to providing services to all humanity.

Happy Birthday Bruhs!

Stuntin 101

Okay...This dude right here has been doing nothing in the gym for 2 hours...And YES, I took a picture of him with my camera phone...I couldn't use the digital...Too obvious...He looks like he is working out at this time, but people, he has been stuck in that position for the last 3 minutes...Lookin at some young tenderoni...And YES, I did just say tenderoni! He gets up talks on the phone...Picks up a weight...Looks at it puts it back...Go by the elliptical trainers...Stands some more...Go back to the machine weights...Looks at chicks...This goes on for 2 hours...Waste up all the good space in an over crowd gym, because of people and their 2 months resolutions...Killing me...

Teachers still living out their dreams on student in the 06


Good looking out TSG...I would like to introduce you to Kansan Nadine Nunnelee, the first teacher to be arrested this year for having sex with a teenage student. The 40-year-old Nunnelee, a teacher at Garden City High School, is facing felony charges for five illicit trysts (allegedly held at Nunnelee's home last month) with a 16-year-old male student.

Well I out of here...All yeah...Last but not least...RIP to R&B legend Lou Rawls...



And YES, thats a mug shot...Look people that was the first picture I found...LOL..I'll keep you posted

Where Have I Been The Last Couple of Days To Miss Out On This Foolishness

Brit Jew marries dolphin
Unusual wedding: British woman marries her beloved dolphin in Eilat ceremony
Joe Kot


Till death do us part? An unusual wedding ceremony was held in the southern resort town of Eilat on Wednesday, as Sharon Tendler, a 41-years-old Jewish millionaire from London married her beloved Cindy, a 35-years-old dolphin, Israel's leading newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth reported Thursday.

The groom, a resident of the Eilat dolphin reef, met Tendler 15 years ago, when she first visited the resort. The British rock concert producer took a liking to the dolphin and has made a habit of traveling to Eilat two or three times a year and spending time with her underwater sweetheart.

"The peace and tranquility underwater, and his love, would calm me down," the excited bride said after the wedding.

After a years-long romance, Tendler decided to embark on the highly unusual path of tying the knot with her beloved dolphin. Last week, she approached Cindy's trainer Maya Zilber with the extraordinary request.

Zilber accepted the challenge and "talked the idea over with the fellow," who apparently consented.

'I'm not a pervert' (~shaking head~)

And so on Wednesday afternoon, the thrilled bride, wearing a white dress, walked down the dock before hundreds of astounded visitors and kneeled down before her groom, who was waiting in the water.

Cindy, escorted by his fellow best-men dolphins, swam over to Tendler and she hugged him, whispered sweet nothings in his ear, and kissed him in front of the cheering crowd.

After the ceremony was sealed with some mackerels, Tendler was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.

"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride said as she chocked back tears of emotion. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she stressed.

Tendler said she and her newly wed husband will probably spend their wedding night bowling.

"But what kind of children would they have?" one of the children in the crowd asked his father.

Now could somebody tell me how many days do we have left until the Lord Almighty come parts the sky? I just don't understand? And the thing that trips me out the most is that she had the nerve to say, 'I'm not a pervert'...WTF? Out of all the hard legs in the World, you want to go bump and grind with Flipper! Moving on...

Somebody brought this to my attention...Something about the new teen sensation, Chris Brown...Now if you look at him at right light...You would be sure to think that his long lost parents are Jigga-Man and Beyonce...Just look...


And look at lil dude...


Am I right or am I right?

While we are on Beyonce this probably the funnniest picture I saw of 2005...

Now what are the first word that comes out of your mouth when you see this picture...



I'll keep you posted

The Blog-World's Ricky Williams...Without all the seeds and steams

Don't Call It A Comeback...Just a Homecoming...

Theme for the 2006: If your not in my realm, get the !#*% out my face!

A lot has transpired in the past 3-4 months...School has become the prime consumer of my life again! I now work at an institution of higher ed that the students drive around in what I call grown folk cars (SAABs, Rovers, Porsches, etc.)...Trust fund kids...Its basically a country club with classrooms...I also have enjoyed watching my twin grow from a 6th round pick rookie to a household name in the Chi...Straight to the playoffs...BEAR DOWN! Many people have come and go in my life...Voluntarily & By the Boot...But all for the good...There is one thing that hasn't changed...Me giving you that real...No matter if its me pointing out the ignant ish people do, getting heart to heart, or just trppin'...I'm still G. Cornelius...Random as a L Boogie concert...




I'll keep you posted...Scouts Honor!